Merry Christmas From PYSIH
So I was laying by the fire, warming the family jewels and thinking of everything that’s happened in the year since my last Christmas greeting to the readers of People You’ll See In Hell. I recalled with a smile the many flame wars we had this year, with some of the most pathetic trolls, friends and family members I’ve seen on PYSIH.
Who can ever forget James, the man who had the answers to how we should deal with drunk drivers who kill innocent people. His solutions, which basically added up to getting a note signed by your parents and promising that you will never, ever do that again – pinky finger to God, left a lot to be desired, but they were an endless source of amusement.
And then there was wheresmystapler, better known by his Native American name, He Who Argues For Argument’s Sake. I have to admit that I kind of miss him, in a sick, self-flagellation sort of way. I must be punished!
How about EdgarLongenecker, from the Jody Arias thread? Now there was a guy who needed serious psychological help. Here’s a little sample of one of his comments, for those of you who may have let him slip your mind:
Toto; no wonder,,, Dorothy had to remind you that “we’re not in Kansas, anymore,,, Toto…” And,,, neither,,, brainwarp 12, is California…. Edgrrr…. Stalag Skew, at Y-RICO, Ahnolds’ Kali Fornia….Too cute,,,, but,,,, yawn,,,, just another transparent,,,, evasion… Don’t waste my commas,,,, y’all heah…??? Edgrrr,,,, not to be confuddled with,,,, Edgrrr…
Yeah, I know man! Can you believe it? I had to laugh when an actual psychiatrist made a comment confirming my layman’s diagnosis that Edgar here was a genuine, voice hearing, zip-a-dee-doo-dah paranoid schizophrenic.
Yeah, those were good times, and the best part of those good times was sharing them with all of you.
I’ll be honest – running this site had become a bit of a drag at times this past year. I had lost all of the writers who had been helping me to crisis’ in their person lives or to school. After a couple of months of writing a story a day by myself and doing all the other day to day chores that come with the editor’s job, I began to feel the first twinges of burnout. All of a sudden, the idea of quiting seemed like a good idea.
But you guys were always there for me, my readers, expressing your outrage at the scumbags we wrote about. Thanking me for doing a good job for no reason at all except to be nice. Defending our writers and their stories, and when necessary, the site itself, from all comers.
There are many of you out there who I feel like I can call my friend. Perhaps this is naive, but I can’t help but care about people who seem to care about me. In a way, this place has become an informal, loose knit sort of family for me.
So what could be more appropriate than, on the most important family holiday of the year, to wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. May God bless you all.
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Merry Christmas to all my fellow friends of pysih….hope everyone’s was a safe one, that you all ate lots, and kept warm where ever your all from….and to Max, my man you are the best, if you do need a hand I’m sitting here doing nothing, (to injured to do alot physically) but I can read :) but thank you, and huge hugs and kudos again for what you do, from me and me babies xx
Merry Christmas Max :)
I hope I get TAYLOR SWIFT for X MAS ! YUMMY ! <3
merry xmas to you too max :)
sorry bout th double post… but id just like to say thanks to evry1 thats contributed to making pysih th great site that it is… hopefully ther will be just as many arsehole family members next year as ther was this year! lol
Merry Christmas everyone! =^..^=
Merry Christmas Max~!
Haven’t forgot about you, I’m in the middle of moving across the world, I fly out tomorrow so I should hopefully be settled sometime next week. Then I can do what we talked about ^__^.
That’s cool Allie – I wasn’t criticizing anyone BTW, I understand that people have lives away from PYSIH, and that important things go on in those lives.
Lol I know that :P I was just letting you know I didn’t vanish into some deep dark pit never to be seen again.
Merry Christmas to you too Max, and all the people here at pysih! Thanks Max for all your hard work!
Happy Thanksgiving……no wait……Happy 4th of July……damnit, that’s not right either…..don’t tell me!! Oh yes, Merry Christmas! Figures that I take a mini-haitus and this is what I come back to: a cat spread eagle in front of a fire. Max, I love you, you silly S.O.B. For those of you who do not know me, I am Tito, the former resident asshole around these parts. I hope to make myself known around here again soon and in a good way. As for “TOTY” (Troll of the Year), I’d like to throw in SELKisnotaMONSTER, the racist pastor that defended admitted cat killer, Matthew Selk.
Tito, Merry Christmas to you too, my Puerto Rican brother. God knows you’re missed around here – we hope to see much more of you this coming year.
I plan to make it my New Year’s Resolution friend
max did u ever get my freind invite
I don’t remember seeing it – can you send it again? Was it to Max Da’Kat?
just look for a dude with a bald head face fuzz wearing shades kicked back on a couch.under the name waylon,lol.
Love and happiness to you all, all year long.
Merry Christmas, Max. :)
Merry Christmas Max x
SAD NEWS ! ):
I did NOT get Princess Taylor Swift for X Mas !
That sucks man! If anyone deserved to get their wish, it was you. What’s so hard about getting one little ol’ pop star for a guy?
Oh well, maybe next year.
Thanx! Hope you had a great one !
Merry Christmas all…
Thanks, Max and to all the writers of this great site and to the new friends I have made here Merry Christmas!! Also if I have to have a new addiction and I do the addiction to this site is one I will keep!! Keep up the good work!!!!
Right there with ya deedee, …wonder if I can claim compo??..lol…Or I know I’ll start Pysih secret meetings group like AA…:)
I could use another twelve step program! Lol….Let me know, Janey, I’ll bring the beer… Joking! (wink) :p Happy Holidays everyone! You’ve done a good thing here, Max. With keeping these monsters in the spotlight, us decent folk are reminded to lookout that much closer for our children, and one another. These poor victims also serve to remind us all that someone always has it worse, to quit the bitchin’ and be thankful for what you have. May the lost souls rest in peace with God, and much Love to me new family!
if any 1 wants to keep in touch,u can find my dirty old xbiker ass on fb, look for waylon.tito,max ,steph-ann,or any1.but warning i am a little bold,lol.
You?…Bold? Nah, I would have never guessed THAT!!! Lmao…I’ll look ya’ up, buddy!
Can’t find ya, dog. Look for me under wallstephanie@hotmail.com on FB… ;)
Merry Xmas Max….Great Job this year buddy
Merry Christmas Max. I’m hoping things will settle down a bit in the new year. The baby keeps me jumping and if I’m not jumping I’m napping. Or drooling. Or both. If this keeps up, I might get her out of diapers before I go into them. :) Hugs and kisses big guy.
A big Merry to you too Blondie. Don’t worry about me. It’s your little one that matters now. The help you gave me already was over and above what I asked of you as it is, and the fact that we’re friends is way more than I ever could have expected.
have a cool xmas every 1,and i want to apologys to u max if any of my comments direspect ur web sight,and to the ladies if my comments disrespect u all.somtimes i just dont think and get carried away.
Does it look like I have a problem telling people when they’ve stepped over the line bo? You’re fine bro. Everybody has their own way of saying what’s on their mind. As long as you keep expressing yourself without a lot of BS, you’ll always be OK with me.
Y’re cool Bo :-)
Awe, Bo….you’re just a big ol’ softy under all that toughness and leather, huh? You’re the man regardless, keep it coming…you make me feel like I don’t have such a bad, fucking potty mouth! LMAO ;) ….New Years resolution #1…work on controlling potty mouth……
You’re the best Max.
Max, everybody – Merry Christmas.
Now somebody needs to send help – I’ve been trapped in this fucking house because of a fucking blizzard – trapped with 3 kids, 3 cats, a dog and my wife – not even the Kia can get me out of this – REDRUM – REDRUM
Oh, and I didn’t realize Tito was Puerto Rican – what part of Mexico is that?
……….
Here’s Miswist….lol!!!
Why, the Puerto Rican part of course, silly.
lol…….
…bumma…lol…sorry miwist just sounds like your having lots and lots of fun…lol
i told every1 merry xmas under the diego story,i guess no 1 saw it,lol.
Happy Crimbo, Max and to everyone else.
Max, I hope you never quit. Now, enjoy your nut roasting. :D
Thank you for all your hard work and dedication to this site. I get overwhelmed reading all the stories, so l can only imagine how taxing it is on you to write them. Merry Christmas to you and yours. xox
Merry Christmas Max! I hope you had a fun filled day, overate, and didn’t deal with anybody you’d see in hell.
Thanks for keeping up the site. I’ve been lurking hear for quite some time now. I couldn’t say how long but it was before the site got all red and changed domain names. I’m glad to see you haven’t quit. Hell back when there were ads in the posts for Net Detective I bit the bullet and used that site to help find my family. This site has done so much for me than you could imagine and none of us will forget how valuable you are!
Happy Holidays to everyone else. I’m about to gorge on my third day of delicious food. Time to dust off the treadmill after this week.
Merry Christmas!
And if you ever need an extra hand to write up articles, I would love to:)
That would be great Carla – I can always use someone willing to try their hand at writing. I’ve had excellent luck in this regard, because everyone who’s volunteered has been very good at it. So yeah, why don’t you contact me at editor@pysih.com and I’ll tell give you the basics – you can save some time by registering on the site and including your username, password, and email address in the email.
Hmmph…what am I chopped liver?………..lol…(probably would help if I was in the same part of the world though hey)…lol…ok I’ll let ya of…smirk..
We do stories from down under, Ms. Chopped Liver, I mean Janey. One of my better writers was from Perth, (Amy) and wrote a bunch of articles about Aussy criminals. I don’t think it matters where these shitty things happen, in fact, it shows that rape, murder, domestic violence and child molestation and murder are world wide problems.
If you’d like to give writing for us a try, I’d love to have you on our staff. You’re one of my favorite people and I think your “unique” point of view should make for interesting reading – LOL.
Teehee…sorry was just having a ‘what about me’ moment…lol..and yeah I remember Amy, she is a great poster, although haven’t seen her in awhile but the aussie humour we have is quite fun sometimes…lol…Oh and don’t I know about our neck of the woods, man we have our very own bunch of fucktardians who need to be bbq with or without the skewers, either way I’m good with me nail gun…smirk…snicker…:)
ohh do it Janey you have a wicked sense of humor I would be happy to read articles about the scum down under…probably would help knowing America is not the country with all the crazies on the loose!
meant to say only country with all the crazies on the loose!
Thanks Max Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I am sure there will be plenty to write about soon, after all this is the Holiday Season and what brings the crime out more than the time when we are suppose to love one another and poor “Johnny’s” father beat him as a child and he did not get the black bike he always wanted just a black eye so therefore he must kill, maim and torture to feel better about himself. Why can’t he just play DDO like the rest of us? Thanks for trying to give your time to this Max and we hope you always will.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you Max! I was going to suggest lol cats to you as a way to help deal with the work stress, but I see you are already a fan. ;) Best to you in 2010.
Hope you had a very merry Christmas, Max!! That picture is priceless. :o)
I do that with my nutz 2
..Now why doesn’t this statement surprise me in the least…
ha!
Merry belated Christmas! Hope it was a good one for everyone here.
I’m kind of bummed you needed writers. I went to a trial in my hometown this year partly because I wanted to do a write-up on the guy – Buck Ballard. I was in the room with him and took copious notes.
And then they showed a video of the crime scene and the victim’s body, and I’m not gonna lie, it kind of… really fucked me up. So I couldn’t ever do the write-up because I had to seal it off in my mind. I thought the internet had completely desensitized me to that kind of thing, but… not so much, as it happened. There was a chink in my armor. :/
Merry Christmas to all and Happy New Year in advance. Max, THANK YOU for all you do. And the great kittycat pics. I came to this website for the first time to read about CCCC (I hate to even type her name; think of “brooklyn kitten killer”) and it’s starting to feel like a second home. SCARY!!!! :) Love the photo, that is one happy cat and indeed who wouldn’t be. Thanks again Max and I hope everyone ‘s Christmas was good.
Merry Christmas to everyone. I hope you got everything you wanted, and short of that, most of the things you need.
Happy New Years. Time to break out all of the drunk drivers!
And thank you Max, for taking the time to blog. I do miss thatsmystapler. He who could argue over colors of paint, for God’s sake.
Keep up the good work, Max, and keep those nuts toasty! Here’s hoping you get some serious writer help in the New Year!
Hope everyone had a merry and has a safe and happy new year.
Love the site Max … I remember stumbling accross it one day when looking for info on the Dabrovsky (sp?) Maniacs …. and have been hooked ever since. Thanks for keeping it up and for all the work you (and your writers) put in to make a great, must visit, website.
LOL – apparently putting things inside greater than and less than symbols comments them out (which I really should know) — mwa ha ha ha.
Merry Holiday of Choice PPL :P
Merry Christmas Max, and to all the readers and posters!
Since I’m one of the few in the world who get to see in the new year before you guys :) (and it is nye here at the mo)…hope everyone has a great new year, take care and stay safe.
Janey
so is it 2010 over there yet??….lol…happy new year everyone :)
just in case i dont make it on after the new yr,HAPPY FUCKIN NEW YR ALL,THANK HELL FOR HARLEYS AND KEEP ROCKIN,LOL. baby brianna and all the rest of the little rays of sunshine WILL BE REMEMBERED.
Happy early 2010 to everyone!!
I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas – I have not sent out cards yet – then again Jesus had to wait until 3 Kings Day, so…
Well that’s what happens when one buys their daughter a Net Book – a month of pre-Christmas set up! Along with everything else and still trying to have a life! (OK – peeking at internet porn)……
Ha ha!
murry xmas & hoppy new year, mr. cat.
i have enjoyed your writing for over a year now,
and even though I don’t comment much anymore,
or did i comment super much to begin with,
i am still an avid supporter of this site & its’ peoples.
mayall of you havea super wonderful new year rolling in,
and may all of your wishes come true.
or something like that :)
Have a Great New year gang!
Max don’t ever change, we love you!
Happy New Year and a Belated Merry Christmas to Max
I’m a total lurker. Please know you make me laugh even when holding the pain of total atrocities– and while that may seem at odds, it’s not. You bring it all home with humour, anger and coziness all at the same time. You are an excellent writer Max, and we need you and your roasted nuts in the new year more than ever.
Purrs, dvz
Thanks for not quitting!
Happy NEW Year!!!
Merry New Year!!!! glad 2 hear u haven’t quit, leave that 4 rehab ;)
Here’s to another year gone, and to the hope that this year we are at least a little smarter than we were last year.
I got most of my Christmas cards in the mail today!
Anyway I am working on another story to send a few more people to hell. It should be a real lighting rod…. esp with Max’s help!
Thank you and God bless you Max – someone needs to stand up to the insanity of this PC world!
Max where are you?!!?!?!?!? I neeed more storiiiiiies HELP Happy new year my friend
Happy new year to everyone and my compliments for this great site!!
Happy New Years to all! We need a forum here, like we had before.
Merry Belated Christmas, all. I feel bad for cutting out, but my thoughts were getting to serious and preachy for my tastes. My New Year’s resolution was to take everything with a grain of salt and keep everything nice and sarcastic >:) No more Preachy NavyCop, darn it! If I start doing that, somebody slap me, please, lol.
A, as in one sample of one, as in A, sample of my comments… You may now confess that you removed tidbits, from many comments, noting how your lucidity must fade in and out; whut choo got, octopolar disease ? You must be Dorothy in those red shoes… Edgrrr…
Just the fax,Max… whutz an “actual psychiatrist” a date with a kook; tryst; get it, laymo…??? Or, is it one who’ll let you pay him to let you believe there’s hope for you…? Now, go stand in a corner, and repeat, “I will not lie to my bloggers, again, and, if I have a comment about something, someone said, I won’t leave out most of the words, that person said, so as to get the validation I require, and, I promise I will never lie to my shrink again, to validate the alphabet soup sloshing around in my head; I’ll handle all those big words like, and, but, why, and how, all by myself without asking my shrink, whut they mean…” Edgrrr,,, don’t waste my commas, they’re hard to come by… Dorothy…
…Somebody got crack for xmas! Early even!
You don’t evolve.