This stunning example on Caucasian manhood pictured to the left goes by the name of Paul Warner Powell. Considering that I’m about to tell you all about what Paulie did to two young teenaged girls on the afternoon of on January 29th, 1999, you can safely assume that he is a pretty evil son of a bitch. And you’d be right.

But what makes Paul Warner Powell stand out from all the other scumbags that get written up here on PYSIH? Well, Paul Powell is incredibly stupid. I’m not just talking two plus two equals five stupid here, I’m talking stuck his hand in the lawnmower, shot himself while cleaning his gun, Darwin Award winning stupid.

EX-FIRE OFFICIAL CONVICTED OF FELONY ANIMAL CRUELTY IN BRUTAL ATTACK ON NEIGHBOR’S DOG
excerpts from an article by the KTLA News Staff

Glynn Johnson, a retired Los Angeles County assistant fire chief has been convicted on animal cruelty for beating his neighbor’s 6 month old puppy so severely it had to be euthanized.

The 55-year old former Assistant L.A. County Fire Chief was found guilty Tuesday of felony animal cruelty and a sentence-enhancing allegation of using a deadly weapon in the beating death of Karley, a six-month-old female shepherd mix owned by his neighbors, Jeff and Shelley Toole.

Johnson will be sentenced on March 8th.

He faces up to four years in prison.

The case has drawn wide attention, especially from animal-rights groups.

This is 36-year-old Brandy Sherrie Foreman.

A few years back, Brandy Foreman had a child, a little girl that was named Daelynn.

Tragically, Daelynn Foreman was born with cerebral palsy and a seizure disorder. She had an abnormally small brain, never walked or talked and wore diapers every single day of her life.

Daelynn was completely dependent on her mother for survival.

Brandy Foreman was dependent on the state for financial support to take care of her daughter.

Fortunately for the little family, Ms. Foreman had applied for and received just about every single social service available to her that the great state of California offers – free food, free doctors, free teachers, paid-for special schools, paid-for therapies. There was free medical equipment and supplies. Brandy Sherrie Foreman is also recorded as receiving Supplemental Security Income payments and an In-Home Support Services salary.

This is 24-year-old Jermaine Ruiz.

Jermaine Ruiz is that not-so-rare kind of man that women just seem to go gaga over. Jermaine has those good looks, that casual charisma, that jealous nature and the crazy behavior that women line up around the block for in order to mate with.

Good ol’ Jermaine was known around his neighborhood as someone who would exhibit wild mood swings, often coming into local stores with an attitude that could be described as, “Not nice.”

According to a local deli worker:

Sometimes he came in a little crazy. Sometimes he comes in nice and sometimes not nice. When he wasn’t nice, he’d boss us around. He comes in like, ‘I want something! I want this!’

So.

You say you love PYSIH.com, but do you really?

Are we a webpage you consider as a guilty pleasure or are we something you wouldn’t mind showing off to mom?

Over the years we’ve had a number of requests for PYSIH.com merchandise. Stuff like t-shirts and mugs and so on.

The problem we faced here, however, was that we can’t draw to save our lives. We have absolutely no artistic skill whatsoever. As proof, we’d like to show you this picture of a cat that we just drew:

When I first wrote up the Diane Schuler tragedy back in July of 2009, the facts were still coming in. I tried to keep every up to the minute with frequent updates, but it was impossible to catch every development when it happened.

Fortunately for this website, one of our regulars, FuzzyWuzzy, became admittedly obsessed with finding the truth behind all the bullshit that came out of the Schuler and Hance family camps concerning the head-on collision that claimed the lives of Diane and 7 innocent victims. He posted several comments stating his findings, and they were good – very, very good.

This is 29-year-old Walter Z. Speller III.

There’s something to be said for the natural human inclination to find patterns in everything.

The urgency in the human mind to recognize situations or items, to classify and sort those things and to create some kind of identifiable and predictable pattern – well that’s a drive among many higher thinkers.

Recognizing patterns in human behavior is a large part of law enforcement. By keeping records of misbehavior, we can extrapolate likely future scenarios based on previous behaviors.

Here’s an easy example of the ability to extrapolate future behavior possibilities:

If you put Walter Z. Speller III out in the wild, if you put Walter Speller where he can get his hands on a baby or small child – if you give him a chance – he will seriously fuck that child up.

I’m sick to death of Pat Robertson. This article doesn’t have anything to do with Pat being a Christian, because, really, Pat has very little to do with being a Christian. This article is about Pat Robertson, the man. Pat Robertson, the hypocrite. Pat Robertson, the evilest son of bitch who ever tried to pass himself off as a man of God. With that stupid grin on his face and his condescending, syrupy-sweet voice, Pat has appointed himself God’s spokesman on earth and made some of the most hateful, evil statements I’ve ever heard.

He has publically announced, at one time or another, the following decrees in the name of God: