Henry Carey And Amber Walker
Meet 18-year-old Henry Carey and 19-year-old Amber Walker, his mate.
After detailed analysis, PYSIH has been able to determine that Amber is the one on the right, without the glasses, with the mustache.
While this site would never actually put forth the idea that someone’s looks alone would bring them to the attention of those of us who judge their Hell-worthiness, this couple comes close.
But that’s not what this is about.
Apparently Amber has either a vagina or some other kind of mutated organ that allows for pregnancy and the production of crotch fruit, because Henry Carey and Amber Walker produced a baby girl in the fall of 2009.
On the 18th of December, 2009, while the loving couple pictured here were probably arguing over who the baby looked like, Amber clutched the baby close to her man-chest.
As the argument heated up, Henry probably got more and more upset every time he had to look at Amber.
Finally, when he could take no more, Henry Carey grabbed his 2-month-old baby girl by the leg as her mother was holding her.
With Amber holding tightly to the only thing tying her to the feminine side of things, Henry started to jerk on the baby’s legs.
Hard.
Over and over.
So, while Amber clutched the child and moaned out, “No take baby! No take baby! Me love baby,” and while Henry was jerking on the kid’s leg like someone trying to rip a branch of a tree – somehow the baby got a little broken.
Amber and her paramour loped to the Tahlequah City Hospital with their broken, crying baby. Once there, doctors did their usual doctory things and discovered that the baby’s leg bone had broken clean in half. The baby’s lower leg was just kind of floating around, connected by nothing but skin.
Ow.
Police were called to the hospital on suspicion that Henry Carey And Amber Walker might have been a bit abusive to the baby.
Police Detective Reed Felts arrived and interviewed Henry Carey And Amber Walker, which I’m sure was a fun time for the detective.
While interviewing the pair, it turned out that this wasn’t the first time that they’d played tug-o-war with their baby. And, according to the doctors, it wasn’t the first time that they’d hurt the baby.
The broken leg was, in fact, the fourth bone that the girl’s parents had broken in their child.
After a fight on Thanksgiving in which the pair had also played tug o’ war, the baby suffered three other broken bones – one in each leg and a broken rib on her right side.
The baby had more broken bones than she’d had months of life so far, which doesn’t seem quite fair to me.
Henry Carey and Amber Walker were arrested on the 21st of December and put in jail, where their bail was set at $15,000 each.
The baby is in the custody of the local Department of Human Services custody.
Do Henry Carey And Amber Walker deserve Hell?
- Yes - both of them (89%, 940 Votes)
- Yes - only Henry (6%, 65 Votes)
- No - neither of them (4%, 44 Votes)
- Yes - only Amber (1%, 3 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,052
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I really wish that the writers would not refer to children as “crotch fruit”, “offspring” or any of the other twisted terms that you use to describe the children that suffer at the hands of monsters. Bash the parents or abusers with all of the crude names that you want, but I think that the children deserve a little more respect than to be called “crotch fruit”.
I have been a loyal fan of this site for many many years and have always thought that the slang terms used for children throughout the years have been disrespectful. I guess today is the day that I wanted to express my thoughts to you in writing.
They suffer enough, please give them more respect.
I’ll stick with ‘crotchfruit’ for now. Maybe when she’s older and has earned my respect, I’ll quit calling her ‘crotchfruit’ and start calling her a ‘chick’.
Uhm…..looking at her….her….her picture….
I’m sorry, I still can’t grasp the fact that someone actually had sex with this man-chick.
Like USS Yorktown says…they both look like guys.
Henry has a myspace, but it’s private….dang it.
What I can say about his profile pic is that he looks more like a female than Amber does, because he has longer hair.
So…the question on my mind is…which one’s bitch, and which one’s butch?
I’ve gotta say that I’ve never seen a collection of weirder looking people that the perpetrators at PYSIH. It’s like a Halloween party every day of the week.
Another she-male here at PYSIH is Lori Drew. She reminds me of a female Fred Phelps.
Although I am going to be the next one to be hounded here, I have no problems admitting that I agree with you. I am not particularly bothered by “offspring,” but I did find the use of “crotch fruit” to be disturbing. I do believe, or at least want to believe, that the author did not mean to disrespect the child in this story, but I think it is easily misunderstood. I felt the child deserved a little bit more respect when I read it, however, the rest of the story made me laugh out loud several times. I don’t think this particular couple deserve hell, because the acts seem to have been made out of utter stupidity, rather than with evil intent. I do think it would be nice to dish out a severe beating to the two of them, and hopefully knock some sense into their heads. I hope that poor baby is placed into a peaceful, loving, and intelligent environment for the remainder of her days.
I wouldn’t call this hounding, but I wouldn’t call this agreeing with you either. Take it how you will.
First of all, unless you’ve never read anything else on this site ever, it seems obvious that the writers would never under any circumstance disrespect a child. The term “crotchfruit” obviously came from a series of insults towards the mother and speculation of what species she belongs to. I feel in this case if anybody, having read anything else here and knowing the nature of the site, feels that “crotchfruit” is meant to be disrespectful towards the baby…well…that’s their own fault for being…how should I say this delicately…pretty damn stupid. If that’s the deduction one comes to…*headdesk*
Secondly, I think they do deserve hell. Stupidity is no excuse for abusing/breaking a child. You can say they simply don’t know any better but unless they’re so mentally disabled/dysfunctional that their retarded minds can’t grasp that it’s wrong (in this case, the baby should have never been in their custody to begin with) then they’ve been provided the same education, the same skills, the same knowledge of the law and what’s right and wrong as the rest of us on a general basis. If they chose to disregard it or not care about it, or even forget it…it’s not a simple case of they don’t know any better, it’s a case of they just don’t give a shit. Let them burn in hell.
Harley Quinn:
YOU SAID:
First of all, unless you’ve never read anything else on this site ever, it seems obvious that the writers would never under any circumstance disrespect a child.
I SAY:
Using the term “crotchfruit is disrespecting a child
YOU SAID:
The term “crotchfruit” obviously came from a series of insults towards the mother and speculation of what species she belongs to.
I SAY: What? She belongs to the same species as you and I do, no matter what she looks like and so does her child. Just because she looks like she skipped across a shallow gene pool, does not give anybody the right to refer to her child as “crotchfruit”
YOU SAID:
I feel in this case if anybody, having read anything else here and knowing the nature of the site, feels that “crotchfruit” is meant to be disrespectful towards the baby…well…that’s their own fault for being…how should I say this delicately…pretty damn stupid. If that’s the deduction one comes to…*headdesk*
I SAY: Anybody that does not see that “crotchfruit” as a direct disrespect to that abused baby needs to really examine how one should “walk upon the earth”.
I have read just about every article on this site….some repeatedly. I realize the nature of the site and the style of the authors that bring us these stories. I am not stupid…..I get it. I still believe that using such a term to describe an innocent child who has already suffered greatly to be at the far, opposite corner of dignity and respect.
I have a problem with this:
“What? She belongs to the same species as you and I do, no matter what she looks like and so does her child.”
There is more to being human than simply being born of them. I am not talking about her looks, her nationality, her color, her religion. I believe, as do many regular posters here, that people like these ‘parents’ are not human and we have tolerated their fuckery for long enough. There is something missing in them that makes them other than human. They are less than animals, who care for and protect their young sometimes to their dying breath. I believe humans are born with the benefit of the doubt until they show their true colors, and then they should be dealt with accordingly. “Accordingly’ is a whole other argument. Luckily for them we cannot fulfill our desire for Hammurabi-style retribution. That’s why we post on PYSIH – gotta have an outlet!
Again, petty semantics, but something I feel is vital to your understanding of the writers and regular posters on this blog.
Harley Quinn
“I believe humans are born with the benefit of the doubt until they show their true colors, and then they should be dealt with accordingly.”
Thus why the baby should not be referred to as “crotch fruit”.
I also think I made it pretty clear when I said that the author probably did not have that intention, only that it could be easily misunderstood. I have read many articles on here and I get it, but not everyone is a frequent flier to this site, nor are they required to be, and someone new to this site wouldn’t see it as clearly. That being said, this site probably wants to gain popularity, not turn people off based on misunderstandings.
oops, the beginning of that last post was for VC. Doh! Anyway, despite the debate I did enjoy the story. Like I said, it did make me laugh, and I do enjoy this site. I just wanted to put my opinion out there as food for thought. It’s up to the writers to determine how they want to put their thoughts across.
One thing that I learned growing up, that I think might help you, is that just because I SAID something…doesn’t make it factual.
YOU can SAY that it’s disrespectful to the baby but the honest truth is the only person offended between you and the baby is you. Honestly if this is such an issue to you, if this is actually a big deal in your life…I’m a little jealous.
I have to laugh a little reading over this debate, because it seems that the people defending the term “crotch fruit” are being a tad vicious over the subject. I don’t think that anyone who mentioned their concerns over the POSSIBILITY of a misunderstanding have been rude in anyway, but have actually been tactful in voicing their opinions, only to be called stupid or over-reactors. I think the responses to the OPINIONS seem far more defensive and sensitive than the opinions themselves. The hypocrisy is entertaining. Anyway, I am done defending my opinion over the subject, and am looking forward to reading the next PYSIH story. Keep the stories coming and I will keep on reading on.
I’m not going to take my time and express my opinion in a sophisticated manner on the subject because it seems that the nay-sayers to the term “crotch fruit” are only going to look beyond the civility and resort to antagonism anyway.
I think everyone seems to be looking beyond the fact that calling a baby a “crotch fruit” is not a derogatory term. From what I can tell throughout the entire writing portion, humor seems to be a growing trend, and “crotch fruit” is nothing more than a humorous synonym for “baby” or “child”. I believe the nay sayers are looking too deep into a subject that’s very shallow.
I mean…this is an article about two grown people playing tug of war with a baby. What does it matter if a funny synonym was used? Where’s the outrage toward the bastards who share their idiocy?
Damn skippy, Harley!!! Burn, baby…burn!
How about Vagina?…Vaginafruit? Is that better? Please, I’m sure the baby would take more offense (if she even had that kind of understanding) to her leg being ripped off by her beastly, so called parents, then being called ‘crotchfruit’. If she is, so be it. We all are…..so. Who gives a fuck. It doesn’t offend me, what does is that Amber creature being referred to as a member of my species. Hell no…not my species!
by the way…SUCK IT, madamayhemoeiwutnggg…or whatever the fuck your name is! I too am personally entertained by dumbfucks just like you!!! (Cheese)
Evil or stupid….who cares. They both should have been hung by their nuts (that thing clearly has a pair as well) from the nearest tree after the FIRST three broken bones this poor baby suffered!!! How in the hell was the child still in their care a month later? WTF?????
Tinkerbell, I’m with you on this one. These poor children didn’t ask to be born to such horrendous people, and being innocent children, they deserve more respect. Call the parents “crotch-fruit” all you want, but when you disrespect the innocent like that, it only makes you sound like the monsters.
Just my two cents…
I went to school with both of these people, and they are both mentally challenged and unable to care for a child. They shouldnt have been allowed to keep the baby in the first place, because they dont have the mental capacity to take care of themselves, let alone a child. I am glad that they arent allowed to have the baby anymore, and i hope that the child will grow up to be a healthy, normal girl. And i hope she doesnt decide to google her parents when shes older and find this website, because think of what the story and comments would do to her.
I somewhat agree with you – while the child is a human being, and we should love all until they do something that places them on this site, I do not feel that we are actually disrespecting the child so much as capturing the attitude of these “parents”.
For all practicality’s sake these two could have been fighting over an MP3 player or a banana…..
They are not fighting over a baby in their minds, they are fighting over a thing, which happened to come out from her crotch…… WE see this object as a human being, but they see an object which is less important than their egos.
It is not a mother – a real mother would do anything to pacify the father or anyone harming the baby long enough to get the baby out of harms way.
If she were a real mother, then we’d be seeing her face up here as a murderer and him as a victim. Many of us would be congratulating it for having the balls (which it probably does anyway) to do the right thing.
I hope that the child does not go back to either of them and I hope that BOTH of them are spayed and neutered. While I do not believe that people should be spayed and neutered for looks or intelligence, I do beleive that criminal activity is just grounds for such.
My mother has a quadriplegic friend whose husband has a bullet in his brain and their child graduated from MIT – the state wanted to take their child away……… yet they never did anything wrong and the baby was the center point of their lives.
Also for spaying are the baby collectors. Those who love babies like many people love kittens – until they become cats…….
The little baby doesn’t know it’s being called crotchfruit. I like kids but I see nothing wrong with using this word. It reflects more on the parents than the kid. The parents unthinkingly brought a life into the world, have no idea how to care for it, and either don’t want to learn or have no interest in learning (same result). The child is their “crotchfruit” and also with any luck she will grow up as a beloved child of sane, healthy, normal people.
Crotch fruit is a great name by the way. Another good one is “crotch trophy.” Again, says more about the parents than about the child . . . think about it.
Ooops I meant “either can’t learn or have no interest in learning”
Hahaha I thought the “crotch fruit” comment was a good touch. Someone has to bring light to this horrible situation … I dont think crotch fruit is an insult towards the child but aimed more towards the gorillas whom brought her into this world.
The gorillas are separate from the child. When you call it offspring or anything else, you are directly addressing the child.
The horrible situation can be brought to light without degrading the actual victim….the child. Sometimes it makes me wonder if people who think like you have children and/or are capable of seeing things from a loving parents eyes.
hahahahaha
How is ‘offspring’ insulting? I understand a sensitive persons’ objection to the use of the phrase ‘crotch fruit’, but I do think you’re being a bit silly here.
For someone so concerned about the dignity of a child who has been battered, you sure are stuck on petty semantics.
Calling the child “crotch fruit” (ect) degrades and belittles the infant or child (victim) in much the same way that the parents degraded and disrespected them when they were abusing them. I find it ironic that a website devoted to chastising the behavior of the parents would (more than likely inadvertently) treat the child with the same disrespect as its abusers. By not even referring to it as a human being you are perpetuating a negative cycle for that child. You are saying that it is less of a person because of who its parents happen to be and that it does not deserve any dignity.
I agree with Tinkerbell. Anyone who refers to a child with such degrading language while claiming to defend them probably hasn’t had children or been the victim of abuse. The semantics are only petty if you don’t consider the child’s right to be respected. This situation is a bit bigger than a simple act of child abuse. Being OK with the language creates a society that enables abusers to continue to abuse their children.
I can only assume that the people who don’t see the issues with using the degrading language are only on this website so that they can feel superior to the people being reported on. You want to look at these people and see how shitty their lives are simply so that you can feel better about your own issues but you really don’t care as much about the victims and how they might be suffering. Or perhaps you are not intelligent enough to see the complexities of the issue.
I’ll break it down real simple like for ya.
The parents said “you are not significant so I am going to break you when I feel like it”.
When using such language we as a society are saying “you are not even significant enough to be called a child. You are nothing but a ‘crotch fruit’. “
Either way, that kid is being treated like shit. By its parents and then by us.
Get it yet?
Thank you for your enlightening, helpful response to my post Geva. One problem with your lofty wisdom – no where in my post did I say anything about finding the words ‘crotch fruit’ acceptable. My post clearly questioned Tinkerbell’s objection to the use of the word “offspring”.
Reading + Comprehension = intelligent response. I suggest you try the formula next time. My post was simple. Apparently your mind is simpler.
Get it yet?
Im actually going to school to be involved in Forensic pathology so I like to believe my interest in this site is more then an attempt to make myself feel better. If you are lacking a sense of humor and cant even appreciate a good joke when you hear one maybe you shouldnt be on this site…The writers here have wit and that is something us regulars enjoy.
So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.
I read and comprehended. I am actually going to school for forensic taphonomy. It is not witty to make fun of abused children. Is that simple enough for you? I have a great sense of humor I just don’t laugh at the expense of others especially not children. Did you even think about what was said or did you just get pissed and spout out some insults?
“I am actually going to school for forensic taphonomy. ” Oooo, fascinating! It’s apparent you’re really proud of that, seeing as how you’re all puffed up and stuff! I’m sure it’s really impressive to everyone here, but I fail to see how it makes you an arbiter of wit. Since you’re so into explaining things for those of us who aren’t studying forensic taphonomy and therefore aren’t able to understand the subtleties of respecting a child who has been abused, perhaps you’d like to make that connection for me? It’s so obvious I need your help.
I read your tirade, Geva the Student Forensic Taphonomist. It had absolutely nothing to do with my post, so I questioned it. Perhaps when you graduate and join the real world, you’ll realize there are other opinions in this world, other impressions of what is and isn’t appropriate, and that yours is not necessarily the correct one for everyone.
But probably not.
To vcbecky:
You might want to swallow your own pill about how to handle hearing the opinions of others. After Tinkerbell’s posts you referred to her as silly, sensitive, and stuck on petty semantics. Pretty damn judgmental. All I really see you doing is attacking other people’s opinions when they differ from yours. Guess it didn’t feel very good when it came back at you huh? Awww, sounds like I really pissed you off. Did you seriously resort to name calling? My comment about taphonomy was directed at Zw in direct response to their post. I can understand how that could have been confusing for you. I like how you assume that I have not joined the real world and that I have an inflated ego. What exactly is it that you know about me? You pretty much know my one strong opinion about one subject. The funniest part of all of this is that we agree on everything else about this story. (That’s in reference to your other post; I know it’s hard for you when I jump around like that).
I really don’t have time for a shit slinging session but you feel free to carry on. Sounds like you’ve got a lot of shit to throw.
I do hope you’re only in your first year of college. You have a lot of growing up to do.
I fear this thread has become a bit taphonomic and deserves a bit of airing out. For those who can’t read Greek, this is a witty pun that would take about two seconds to look up.
IF we’re interested in erudition, “crotch fruit” is a Lenny Bruce derivation further popularized by the late George Carlin and inducted into the Urban Dictionary to describe the unborn or to insult the living. As the origin is explicitly irreverent and comedic, I think the author should get a pass on politically correct and a gold star for specifically gaining the disgruntled argument both originating comedians craved so much during their lives and careers, and I daresay intended with their humor.
With reference to offspring, the root is literally “of Spring,” that lovely season of rebirth lauded so much by our pagan ancestors who participated in human and animal sacrifice and the incineration of criminals, the drowning of lottery losers and the construction of wicker structures that failed fire codes applicable to human habitation. Given that these criminals will suffer a few years in the clink, versus the flames of redemption, I feel confident that spending too much time debating the term used to describe the fruit of their loins, to stress the biblical, would be untoward.
I don’t see many errors in diction, distinction or grammar and would be happy to continue reading from all involved, minus any rods that may have during the journey become lodged in posteriors.
Now you need to back off, Geva. Who gives a crap what you’re going to school for? At what point…prey tell, did the writers make fun of this abused child, or ANY abused child?
Jason, I love you…you are the man. People can never argue with your comments….Not even the hard-heads like Geva, because you make too much sense….Keep shuttin’ ‘em up, bud! I enjoy reading what you have to say. You are definitely one of my favorites. <3
Hey Genius Geva,
Your real simple breakdown isn’t so simple! i’ve got questions! “When using such language we as a society are saying ‘you are not even significant enough’” Who exactly is “you”? Oh wait a sec — the child! Now I get it! We as a society are talking directly to the child and informing said child that s/he is not significant. No wait a sec. i’m still confused. Are we emailing the child? Does the child have an email address? If so I don’t see it. Is the child blogging at the site? How precisely are we stating these words, directly to the child? Oh one other nitpicky issue — is the child old enough to understand the words? She’s how old, again?
I realize I’m nowhere near as brilliant as you, but maybe you in all your patronizing wisdom can explain.
I realize also that by my statement, in your puny mind I have somehow insulted, abused, heaped noxious refuse on the heads and souls of every single child living in this world. No doubt, in your peanut sized brain, the connection is crystal clear. You do seem to have a knack for making those wild connections.
And don’t come whining back claiming that I’m using semantics or twisting words, you’ve made your statement so stand by it.
(Cue super-man music) “Geva….the defender of all abused children!!” Defending them from…….US? Are you kidding me? We are all on their side too….make yourself useful, go find and beat the parents half to death….. or TALK them half to death, whichever….THEY are the ones who need your words of wisdom and reprimand.
VCBecky….since we are all children of somebody, would you appreciate it if an article were written about you in which the author referred to you as “crotchfruit” or “offspring”.
Lets see…”The parents of the crotchfruit known as VCBecky had a tug or war with her body. VCBecky is the offspring of Mr. and Mrs. VCBecky.”
It’s not bitter humor for the reader to enjoy, its a direct insult to the child.
I would not be insulted. Of course, I have a sense of humor about myself. Not everyone does. I have referred to my nieces and nephews as ‘parasites’ and ‘whelplings’ much to the amusement of their parents and many other family members.
I still do not see anything wrong with calling a baby ‘offspring’. THAT is what I think you are being silly about. “Crotch Fruit”.. o.k., I can understand your feelings about that. But as far as “Offspring”? I think you’re trying too hard to be offended and you’re missing the entire point of this article.
Really I am not looking for an excuse to get upset. Maybe I should have left the word “offspring” out of this. Although it is not offensive to most….it is a totally appropriate term to use when you are in a laboratory or something like that, it does lessen the fact that a child is so much more than that.
A human’s ability to form something out of creativity, and to empathize with another are just a couple of things that separates us from other species.
I think that the writers can do a better job of respecting that.
Our only real point of argument seems to be our differing emotional reactions to the phrase “crotch fruit”. Stepping away from it for a moment, that’s freakin’ hysterically funny to me! Sorry, I do have to giggle to myself about that. ;)
You know humor is a wonderful drug. It takes pain away, puts things in perspective and generally promotes emotional connection and understanding. It relieves stress, breaks ice and has even been known to cure hiccups. It can also be used as a means of telling the honest truth about something in a way that pads it and makes it less painful, though no less meaningful and most times more easily accepted. Intelligent people have known this through the ages. Shakespeare used jesters this way several times in his plays, most notably in King Lear if I recall correctly. I am telling you nothing you don’t already know, of course.
I have not written an article for PYSIH, but I can only imagine how emotionally invested the writers become. I can only imagine how tough it must be to research as much as they do, decide what information to include, what to leave, and how to present it all in a sane(ish) and understandable manner. I have nothing but the utmost respect for everyone involved behind the scenes at PYSIH. That rose-tints everything I read above the ‘comments’ bar.
What really matters here is our sense of respect for the victim. I am absolutely positive Admin has nothing but respect for the victim, otherwise PYSIH.com would not exist to begin with. Based on that positive feeling, I am amused by the words he used in his article and I appreciate his attempt at humor in the midst of horror. That was my entire reason for responding to your initial post.
Thank you for being willing to discuss this with me with both barrels still in their holsters. Most posters here aren’t bad people, but we’re all emotional. Even the ones who don’t want to admit it!
Oh geez, that was very long. I’m sorry for the book, guys. :/
Hey Vc…your are in fact the ‘offspring’ of Mr. and Mrs VcBecky…. just as (I hate to break it to ya, kiddo but it’s true) Tinkerbelle you ARE the ‘offspring’ of Mr. and Mrs. Tinkerbelle….. the definition of ‘offspring’, found in ANY dictionary, in case Tinky has something against Webster too, reads; 1. Children or young of a parent or progenitor….oooh, how insulting! 2. Child or animal in relation to its parents….OH! The horror! 3. A descendant….What?? Say it isn’t so! That’s just….mean….not a descendant!!!!
If my parents almost ripped my leg off I would be more upset about that and not even have time or energy to care about somebody calling me “off spring” “crotchfruit” or even “mutant that crawled out of the mothers New York sludge pot”.
LOL
“New York sludge pot” ?? That’s a new one to me. Love it.
I have read and reread all the posts about . . . uhhh . . . you know, “c fruit” . . . .for the life of me I cannot understand the fuss. Other questions press in on my brain and jostle the issue aside. Why was the poor little baby still living with these sideshow freaks? After all the broken bones? poor little thing. Where was the baby treated? Health care workers are required by law (federal law I believe) to report suspected abuse. Did none of those mouthbreathers realize what was going on??
ROFLMMFFAO!!!!!
mouthbreathers……..lmao…………………………
This is to E.
I used to go to school and to church with these two. I went to a college out of town and came back for Thanksgiving and saw these two at church, they asked our youth pastor to pray over the baby, although I had no idea why. Well, when I found an article in our town’s newspaper about this, I realized why they had asked for prayer. They already knew that their baby was hurt. They already knew that they had done something to her. They didn’t say anything. They did not take her to the hospital the first 3 times. They let their own child suffer through enormous pain for a whole month before they decided to do something besides “pray” about it. Maybe their stupidity (playing tug of war over a baby) does not earn them a one way ticket to hell, but letting their child suffer that long, certainly does.
Anyone have anymore questions I might be able to answer?
The meaning of the word “offspring” straight from the dictionary:
“the product of the reproductive processes of an animal or plant”
Hate to be the one to break it to you Tinkerbell, but you and all other humans are animals.
I do have a kid…and can see it from a loving parents eyes…these werent loving parents
I have read every single article on this site and I have never seen the word “offspring” used without a negative connotation. I can easily assume that Tinkerbell knows the technical definition of the word. These articles are not written from a strictly scientific perspective therefore using the strict bio definition does not defend the counterpoint. Humans are animals and therefore have offspring but when we care about them we usually refer to them as children not “offspring” or “crotch fruit”.
If you are so vested in using the term “children”, then by god write a story that involves “children”. This article was written calling them “crotch fruit”, that article over yonder called them “offspring”. It’s the writers perogotive.
I refer to myself and my siblings as “seeds”! lol When i call my dad and ask how my brother and sister are (they are still living at home) i often ask how his “seeds” did in school today or if we are all together I say “hows it feel to have all your seeds in one place dad” lol I find it very humorous even if i am the only one that does! haha
Here’s the thing that bothers me. Who cares about somebody saying “crotchfruit”. The parents nearly ripped the child’s leg clean off! Let’s bitch at the writer though. That seems more important.
No, referring to the child as c.f. or whatever is NOT directly addressing the child!
And WTH is wrong with “offspring”?
If I email to you a remark about the guy in the next apartment, am I addressing him? No. If the remark contains a word you don’t like, have I hurt him somehow? No.
I feel great sorrow for this little baby and wish with all my heart for her a loving home.
Stop quibbilng about words. There are only about 1,000,000 other things in the world to get upset about.
At first, I thought it was a lesbian couple, then I thought the man was the woman. While he is very man-ish, he looks more feminine than the woMAN. I didn’t want to think about it, but knowing these two have a baby….*shudder* I have to bleach my brain of the thought of them copulating.
HAHAHAHA!!! XD It does bring on a touch of nausea, doesn’t it? How drunk did she have to get him?
They should both be sterilized,in case of the remote chance they are given the opportunity to “mate” again.
Some books you can judge by their cover. Crappy romance novels, anything Stephen King, the Bible, the Farmers Almanac… and these two skin bags. I feel dumber just looking at them.
There is a sense more common than ‘common sense’ when it comes to babies. Most living creatures have it. Infants of any species are vulnerable and should be treated with the utmost care. You do not drop them, kick them, tug on them, bounce them or try to make pancakes with their body parts. You do not iron them, spin-cycle them, car-wash, microwave or saute’ them. They are not Hacky Sacks, pillows or places to store your drugs. You do not, no matter how irresistibly sexy they are, fuck them.
I know it’s a huge list, and even larger than what I’ve written here. I know it’s a lot to take in, which is why living creatures are born with this knowledge already.
So… why are these two carbon blobs still in possession of their reproductive organs again? I seem to have missed that part.
i wouldnt fuck that bitch with my cats cock,as far as i know every insect and animal will kill,and i mean kill to protect there babies. WHY THE FUCK CANT HUMANS GET IT IN THERE HEADS TO DO THE SAME SHIT.that means protect them and NOT hurt or KILL them.
Well, mammals will usually fight for their offspring. Insects really couldn’t give a fuck, which is why they lay many, many eggs.
bullfuckinshit,try grabbin a tarantulas egg sack and feel what they do,that is if u have a hand after words.
HAHAHA bo! But why inflict such punishment on a poor defenseless cat, anyway?
LMAO…..you go girl!
“PYSIH has been able to determine that Amber is the one on the right, without the glasses, with the mustache.”
I havent laughed that hard yet this year :-P Thanks!
“with the mustache” bwahahahaha she should be on this site http://www.womenwithmustaches.com/
news flash to anyone who doesnt already know yet, kids are not tug of war ropes, dinner or ways to start a fire or keep it going!!!!!!! babies and little children and animals should be protected at all cost. once again, if you cannot care for a child, abortion or adoption or safe haven laws. give the baby away, kill it in utero, or drop it off at a safe location such as hospital, fire station, cop station….
“news flash to anyone who doesnt already know yet, kids are not tug of war rope”
Ya think?
Bruce Campbell is the only one who can pull off a chin like that.
I have to admit to feeling really really sorry for this ‘woman.’ I mean, she can’t help how she looks.
I don’t see these two as evil–like the rest of the monsters featured on this site– I think they are just completely ignorant. Kind of like someone with mental retardation, I wouldn’t hold them to the same level of moral culpability. According to the article, they didn’t intend to hurt the baby; they did so out of ignorance and selfishness.
Having said that, NO child should ever have to endure such horrors nor does their ignorance excuse the trauma inflicted on this innocent infant. I wonder where the family support was for these two imbeciles.
I hope this infant girl will be able to heal, both physically and emotionally, from these two ignorant, stupid people.
As I said earlier, I know these two.
I think that they are smart enough to know better. To know basic knowledge not to play tug of war with a child. In our high school we have a class called Adult and Family living, where you have to take a baby doll that records everything that happens to the baby. When she took this class, she got a baby and cared for it. So I do believe she does know better.
As to family support, they were living with Henry’s mother at the time, who I think was a little off herself.
“Offspring” is not perjorative. It’s just a word to describe one’s descendants. It isn’t crude or twisted at all.
Dear God, her resembelance to Bert from Sesame Street is amazing.
Daaamnnn! Bert and Ernie were my favorite…now u fucked that all up!!!! lol =))))
Whoa. This is a big, giant ball of WTF. I hope these THINGS don’t ever get their CHILD back. Nevernevernever. All (physical) ugliness aside, they’ve got some serious mental issues to work out and they don’t need to be making any more kids.
This makes me think of a couple I met years ago, I worked with the husband and met his wife and son when they came to pick him up from work. Both of them fell out of the very top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, but their son was the cutest child ever. I wish I had gotten a picture of the three of them. It was an amazing sight to behold.
Dear PYSIH,
Here are some alternative words so you don’t have to use “crotchfruit” or”offspring”.
from http://wiki.nokidding.info/wiki/Childfree_slang and http://www.treasureranch.com/
Ankle biter, Beach weaner, Botched Abortion, Bratzilla, Crib lizard, Crotchcricket, Crumbgrinder, Crumbmuncher, Cumstain, Demonspröggen, Fartling, Floor monster, Frankenspawn, Fuck-trophy, Grub, Hatchling, Hellspawn, Larva, Maggot, Nipplecrunchers, Nit, Noseminer, Pussfruit, Shitfactory, Shriekling, Small Humanoid Vermin (or SHV), Snapper, Snivelly-drivelly, Snoteater, Snotgoblin, Snotlicker, Snotminer, Spawn, Sperm ’n egg omelette, Whelp.
I noticed ‘fuck trophy’ isn’t on there. I’m offended.
Hehe. It’s there, but it’s hyphenated. That’s quite a thorough list!
I’m particularly amused by ‘fartling’ and will be using it on my nieces and nephews the next time I see them! “Come here, my little Fartling!” Priceless!
Your list made my day. I’m going to memorize it for my next family reunion.
** Weep, sob, whimper** **cries of anguish** Volunteer, do you realize you have INSULTED and DEGRADED and DISRESPECTED “THE CHILDREN”???????
Wont somebody PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???
FOR GOD’s SAKE wont somebody think of the CHILDREN!!!
Except I think of Geva as Comic Book Guy — haughty attitude, in reality a loser everyone can spot from a mile away — rather than Helen Lovejoy.
Well now I’m reading all of Geva’s comments in that voice and I’m choking on my sandwich. I really need to stop coming here while eating.
Except I don’t get Beach Wener.
Which one is the male and female? I can’t tell the difference.
They both look like males.
Hi all,
have been reading this site for a while, and well, to cope with those horrible stories from real life I guess you need to put a little bitter humour to it…
What’s going to happen to all those poor kids that survives their ‘parents’ abuse? Will they ever recover due to their heritage (abuse, malnutrition, ‘bad genes’ etc…)
Anyone has a story with happy ending to tell?
LottiSouthSwede…
I’m one of said children.
For years my mother drank, did drugs, and completely neglected us as far as nurturing goes…but she always made sure we had three meals, clothes on our backs, and a nice warm bed to sleep in.
We were physically abused, yes….I can remember countless times when we had to pay homage to the leather belt, wire coat hangers, an occasional broomstick….but I refuse to walk down that path with my three children.
The worst I could do to my children is swat them on the rear once, and oh man…I just lose it, because it brings back those terrible memories.
People tell me that it was in the past and I should let it go, but….there’s always that lingering fear that I would someday turn into the mother I once knew…so far, that hasn’t happened, because I think I’m a much stronger person that she ever could be, so yes..stories like that do have happy endings.
and I mean when I swat them on the rear, it’s like a love tap with my hand, nothing else. It’s kinda funny, because they give me this look like, “that didn’t hurt” and go on to play with toys, as if nothing happened.
Still……I break down in tears and I feel terrible afterward.
The fact that you worry about this at all should tell you, you’re not as bad a parent as you fear. People who abuse their kids don’t wonder if what they do will scar their children for life.
thanks…it is a constant worry. You are so right…spanking a child on the rear once is nothing compared to what I endured as a child..
It still breaks my heart when my oldest claims that when I ground her, send her to her room, place her in the corner that I’m “abusing” her.
Oh man are you getting your buttons pushed! Hehe! Your oldest is a shark! Good for her. It means she is less likely to be pushed around by anyone when she’s an adult. You’re doing great, motherof3. :)
oh yeah..she’s not even nine, but she has used that teen phrase “You are ruining my life!” a few times..lol
She has a mood disorder, so she is a handful…
Still…I wouldn’t trade these guys for the world.
:)
@ motherofthree – i can relate to your story. Although i didn’t grow up in a horrible home my nephew did and i am now raising him. he is 12 years old and has seen more abuse than one person should ever see. I fought for him since i found out she was pregnant with my brothers baby becuase i knew that he would need someone to watch over him to make sure his mother (age 16) and father,my brother (doesn’t know what the word responsibility means) didn’t harm him. Well the system doesn’t work for the kids at all and i had to fight children and youth and the law for 11 long years before i had a judge that heard me! God Blessed me w/ that Judge!!!! Well i finally won custody of him and i am now in the process of terminating his mom’s rights and adopting him. He has come a long way since he came home w/ me on Nov. 10th, 2009 but it is a constant struggle and the hardest thing i have ever had to do in my life. I have been told to hit him when he disrespects me or acts out but that is what his mother did and i just can’t bear to be like her. I had to find a way that would be the opposite of what she did to get through to him! One day i did however hit him after i had hit my breaking point! I called my brother and told him to come get him and then i laid on the couch and cried my eyes out for hours. I just thought that i was turning into his mom and i couldn’t bear to be like her! The next day i searched for the perfect therapist to help us both deal with our new roles. My nephew can hit my buttons like no other has in my entire life but i love him more than i have ever loved anything in this world. That day no matter how dreadful it was for me was a HUGE wake up call and i have learned what to do and what not to do now! We are progressing daily even if they are small baby steps so that makes me happy! Abused kids come with some serious baggage and it will take a lifetime to work through their pain but it is possible!!!!! They just need unconditional love and constant reassurance that they are not going anywhere and that they are safe!!!! God bless you mother of three and all the abused kids out there fighting to be better than what they were brough up with!!!
I have to agree – it’s bad enough that this helpless child had to be born to such horrible excuses for human beings and to suffer horrific abuse in her tiny life. Do you really have to insult her on top of that? It’s certainly not her fault that her parents are pieces of ****.
That said, I don’t think offspring is offensive. But crotchfruit definitely is.
THey both look developmentally delayed or whatever is the PC term for mentally not all there.
Og good lord! If you are offended by a term or word then please close your browser and never open the site again. Get over yerself and you “sensative” bullshit.
I live in Germany. I spent 4 weeks in the US. What I found disgusted me.
I enjoy good food. Fresh beggies and meats. Whole milk and all freshly cooked. I was in line at a Safeway with a basket of veggies. I was looking to make myself a big salad. Behind me was a couple with 2 kids. All together they would bring about 2.5 tons on to any scale. No shit they had fat rolls on top of fat rolls. I heard the “woman” say to her “husband” “Thank God we eat like people and not rabbits” They had 2 full carts. I turned around and asked if my ears were decieving me again. I though I heard someone trying to make fun of the items I was looking to buy. The “woman” looked at me and said that she and her family eat people food and not the rabbit food I was buying.
“I thought thats what you said” I replyed. So I put my basket down and proceded to investigate their wagons. Hot pockets andother trash. Pizza rolls, frozen “breakfast” crap. Cookies, soda, chips and everything else you can imagine. But no fresh veggies, meats or milk. They have 2 kids!
So I asked her which “people” would eat this trash? I would never feed this to any animal let alone my daughter. This crap has no value as food. It only stuffs a hole and thats it.
The “husband” wanted to say something but would not be a good idea. I was on a roll. No chance. I asked one of the kids if they know the color of a cucumber. HE DIDN’T! He had no idea. So I showed him one.
The wost part is I got kicked out for insulting a customer and I didn’t even start it! What kind of bullshit is that?!?!
OH well I did the rest of my shopping at the local farmer’s market and walmart.
So to all you “sensative” people….SHUT THE HELL UP!
Mulch, I am so sorry that your experience in the US left you with that impression.
There are Americans that do eat fresh veggies and healthy foods……yes, they are few and far between nowdays, but they are out there! (LOL)
I myself enjoy a nice salad with all the fixin’s, carrots, turnip, iceburg lettuce, tomato, a little bit of cottage cheese, lemon juice, diced almonds, and a dash of vinegar and pepper.
:)
Sounds good, huh?
I know there are my brother being one. We cooked a few meals and got to be closer again. Was very good. Good food and grief among brothers. We helped eachother.
your salad sounds great. Hope you don’t mind if I printed it out to try out tomorrow…. :)
I was refering to the general population as I saw it and an experience I had. It shows me that too many Americans have become over sensative. I was going for a walk one night after my father passed. I walked past a park remembering going to a park like that with my mom. I was in a kinda “Remembering” mood. I was having a smoke. Was across the street just enjoying watching kids and their parents missing my daughter. A woman came over and asked me to leave as this was a smoke free zone. I was in no way endangering anyone but myself and said as much. The wind was in my face and blowing the smoke and even the smell away from the park. She tried to tell me that because I was standing there I was giving her kids the impressiont hat smoking was OK. ?????? It seemed to me that the kids was playing and enjoying life. So instead of arguing I left.
Maybe you should start an online journal as an outlet to share the stories of your adventures.
Funny how you say here that you were making the point that ” was refering to the general population as I saw it and an experience I had. It shows me that too many Americans have become over sensative”
Yet it seems like you took the same path when you became enraged over the fat lady’s comments about your rabbit food. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
So Tinkerbell could you please tell us why you sat on that corncob? It seems others gett he point I was trying to make. You have yet to even try.
So the only excuse that I will give you is yer judgment was severly impared becasue you had just sat on a corncob.
God, Mulch, that must have sucked. Your experience at the park I mean. And right on top of losing a loved one. People’s idiocy always seems sharper at those times. As a non smoker, I’m sorry you went through that. I could care less who smokes or when. I prefer not to breathe the smoke, and I have asthma, so that gives me a good excuse :-) (I also hate to see smokers who are slobs and throw their trash around . . . but I digress). As long as I’m not breathing the smoke I couldn’t give a rat’s ass. Too bad that idiot woman can’t just follow her fartlings around 24/7 and protect their poor little eyes and ears from the big ol nasty mean spirited world.
And, you sure put a bug up Tinkerbell’s ass! What’s the matter with her anyway? I assume it’s a she. I’ve read other posts by her sounding fairly normal but she seems to have issues with you. She’s all gooey over some supposed insult to a preverbal infant but figures it’s okay to (try to) insult an adult who can understand and think. The petty attempts at sarcasm are funny, though, so thanks for provoking hers. Keep telling your stories. I enjoy them!
Well I have kicked the smokes. Losing both parents under a year becasue of the problmes from smoking was not good. I owe my daughter too much to let her see me like I saw my dad…..
Tinkerbell is exactly what I tried to describe. Full of herself and butting in when her opinion is not needed. She she is entitled to voice her opinion but she doesn’t understand restraint. Or else she doesn’t care. Yes she has a bur up her ass. Why? No idea. Do I honesty care? Not in the least.
All I hear and read about is “My rights” “I have a right” Free speech bla bla bla. What about the right to shut the hell up? What about the right to keep one’s mouth shut when one has nothing nice to say? What happened to commen sense in America? It used to be a thing that kept us above the rest of the world. Now people who poses commen sense are in the minoriety…..
OH well Life goes on.
Mulch,
Some people have this feeling of entitlement to everything. I see this more and more nowadays. It is not a good thing.
Thankee ya Sir! Yet another person who “gets” it!
I saw it daily. Worst was on Black Friday. I really wnted to see that for myself. It is 100% American nothin like it anywhere else. I saw fight in the parking lot over a freakin parking space! I saw loud arguments over a pair of jeans!
What in the hell if wrong with people? Well thats not for me to decide. I spent the day laughing and enjoying myself.
Mulch,
Don’t get me started with Black Friday. Why would you want to go to a mall on Black Friday. People have been stampeded to death because of it. I avoid the malls like the plague because I know it will be a mad house.
Another thing I notice is that parents let their kids run around freely and wild. Something that was less prevalent when I was a kid. In addition, parents get upset and even sue if their child does not make the basketball or cheerleading team.
Mulch,
I am so happy that you found this site to tell everybody about your trip to the supermarket.
We all owe you a big debt of grattitude that you could enlighten somebody on the color of a cucumber who probably most likely wanted you to shut up so he just answered “no”.
Please, stay in your country and eat your fresh ‘beggies’ until your heart is content!
You’re new here, so it’s understandable that you don’t know that Mulch is actually an American living in Germany. He proudly served in our armed forces, and chose to stick around after being stationed there; he runs his own computer related business. No need to apologize though, I know Mulch fairly well and believe he doesn’t really care what you think of him.
You also have a problem with admin’s use of irony – maybe you just don’t “get” some of the off color humor some of our regulars like to use, or maybe we’re not PC enough for you. What’s painfully obvious is that you’ve missed the point entirely of the authors use of the word crotchfruit – does it make sense that a person who is writing an article condemning a pair ofchild abusers means any harm by using that word? Perhaps admin was attempting to use a word he thinks the mother would use if she could describe the baby the same way she treated her. Do you see what I’m getting at? These two winners didn’t behave like parents, they acted like two animals fighting over a some food – two monkeys struggling for control of a piece of “crotchfruit”.
You’ve got every right to complain about something that’s bothering you, but you shouldn’t be surprised when the more open minded people around here try to show you what you missed. Try not to be so defensive and you mighty actually learn something.
Max The Cat,
No, I dont know or pretend to know the bio’s of all of the people that post here and nor do I think that it should be a requirement.
I dont think that the word or definition of irony describes the way the author used the word crotchfruit for the child.
I am not the lone ranger on this subject and neither is Geva. Not that Vulture gives a shit, maybe his comment will be more graciously accepted than mine in which people call me names and even make comments of wanting to get physical…..just like a bunch of insecure school-yard bullies.
From Vulture:
Well saying Crotchfruit, regardless of who you were targeting, refers to something produced by something else. So the author was referring to the baby even if they didn’t mean to do so. Not that I give a shit.
*Sigh* My comment about irony wasn’t meant to be taken literally, but if you want to know what I really think, it’s obvious to me that admin was using the word crotchfruit to demean Amber Walker, not the baby. I ask you again, why would a guy who was so affected by an incident of child abuse that he decided to write about it then choose to verbally abuse the victim. Does that make sense? If you take into account the context in which the author used crotchfruit, your argument becomes petty and distracts people from the fact that two morons nearly killed their little daughter.
I’ve written many stories for this site. Every now and then, someone will leave a nasty comment about the grammar and spelling in one of my articles. It might be a story about a pedophile who sexually assaults little children, or a serial rapist who assaulted multiple women, or a guy who set fire to his ex-girlfriend just because she dumped him. All are terrible, horrific crimes – I know when I write about stuff like this, it hurts me, and I’ve been know to cry over murdered babies. In other words, this is intensely personal, emotional work, but these grammar Nazi’s choose to comment on whether or not I used a comma in the right place, or spelled “receive” correctly.
So before you decide to nitpick someone’s story, step back and do a little self examination. I mean, why is this so important to you. Why do you feel the need to have the last word about it? By now, we all know the who, what, where, when and what of your opinion of the use of the word crotchfruit. I know admin couldn’t care less about your opinion, and you haven’t changed anyone else’s opinion either. all you’ve succeeded in doing is annoying several people.
Are you a troll? Was that your goal all along, to make yourself as big a pain in the ass as possible. Personally, I find you quite funny – I tend to express my opinion once, maybe argue my point a couple of times just to clarify things, then walk away. After all, this is the Internet…..
Max The Cat,
No I am not a troll. And I would also like to say that I did not nitpick anybody’s story, I simply expressed my personal opinion….which I am not the only one that has posted said opinion. There is:
madammayhem, anon, Fred, Geva, Mary, Vulture and even a little from VCBecky when she stated:
” I still do not see anything wrong with calling a baby ‘offspring’. THAT is what I think you are being silly about. “Crotch Fruit”.. o.k., I can understand your feelings about that.”
I agree with your last paragraph…..I, too, tend to express my opinion and argue the point a couple of times. But when I am called names for it, then I tend to stick around a bit longer. Is that so wrong?? What makes that a pain in the ass?
OMG! Get over yourself already! Because while you’re the kind of people talking about what is right and wrong….acceptable and not….(and that’s fine…for YOU) we are the kind of people who take folks like these dumbfucks, and beat there ass…excuse me….eye for an eye (as the bible says)…we’ll just rip there legs off. You don’t like it, don’t fuckin tune in!! If I was a helpless child, being abused… I’d much rather someone come to my defense who’d be willing to kick some ass rather ,then just whine about that right and wrong bullshit!!!
You OBVIOUSLY give a fucking shit!! You’ve been rambling on for eighteen fucking pages….FRONT AND BACK!!!!
Steph-Ann,
Oh you gotta love Friends. Nice reference.
One really wants to tear of some wings and nail gun them to a forehead…..any takers??…:)
Janey, my girl, you know I’m with ya’!! This Tinkerbelle really should stay off the computer when she’s premenstrul. Gees!!!!…lighten up!
You just love to stir the shit don’t you?
Who? Me or Janey?….Um, the answer is…we BOTH do!!
Nicola, why exactly are my opinions and comments ‘stirring the shit’, anyway? Because of my use of sarcasm? Wow, sarcasm seems to pissing ‘em all off these days. OH WELL! Better to be pissed off, than pissed ON…I always say. And FYI…. my comments are in defense of the talented and fabulously FUCKING FUNNY writers and creators of this site. I will continue to do that in any way I see fit.
..Ok what did I miss?…lol…ohhh Steph-Ann you naughty naughty girl…lol…are you causing shit again?….(not me…I’m sweet an innocent lol)…..gag cough hack…
fuck em and damn em…..and what???? I wish you would….
It’s cuz I miss you….see what happens when you let me run amuck….lol
Steph-Ann <3 Janey, Janey Bo Baney! hehehe (wink)
Tinkerbell, hmmmmmmmm how to say this t offend you as much as I can……? hmmmmmm Not that hard but the choices……
I know Tinkerbelly please go outside, take yer clothes off and watch the accidents. Cars running in to parked cars, dogs running and yelping in pain, kids going blind. Please by all means. When the police show up I am sure they would rather just shoot you instead of arresting.
Now you were not there and you don’t know me. I had the day before lost my father. The Jan before I lost my mother. I was not in the mood to fuck around with a beached whale family.
Until you walk a mile in my boots shut the hell up.
Tinkerbelly?…LMAO, I love it! :P Ooops, here I go ‘stirring the shit’ again, but they had it coming, Mulch. They started with you! (wink)…
Now, you stop that shit stirring this instant, young lady! And go wash your hands! All the tears shed by Tink and Geva should be enough to fill a double boiler by this time. Squirt in some disinfectant to kill the holier-than-thou germs and scrub those fingies!
Geva hasn’t even posted recently and you’re all still going on about her for voicing her opinion days ago! You’re like a bunch of bullies picking on one person (Tinkerbell) and obviously it’s getting lame now with all the name calling, all one sided of course. Accept Tinkerbell’s opinion being different to yours and move on, jeez.
Whoever flat out name called? Whoever said you’re both a couple of dumb, stanking ass twats for ever……oooops…guess I just did!!! Fucking sue me, ho! I know what it’s like to be bullied…..Don’t go there with me! This girl ain’t being ‘bullied’ just be cuz we don’t agree with her tree hugging hippie cock shit! I had my ass beat every day until I started ripping people throats out…don’t talk to me about bullying!!! I would never! I just don’t agree with the DUMBASS….SUCK ME if you don’t like it….like I give a fuck!
…..sorry Max, got as little heated…but….oh no, she didn’t! A bully? After I stopped being bullied in junior high…I started beating up bullies….I HATE a bully….how dare she!!! This isn’t like school…you don’t have to have your ass here…you don’t like it…get your dumb ass on….BYE BITCHES!
You have a lovely vocabulary. Do you eat with that mouth or just spew from it??
I kiss yo’ mama with it…lol. One the real, sorry about all that. I was a little tipsy. (9 foot tall and bullet proof) No excuse I know, rather an explaination for the severe hostility. I’m not usually THAT hostile. :P It won’t happen again. I’m supergluing my as–(clears throat), excuse me, BUTT to the wagon this time!
LOL
ROTFL
^5
Mulch, will you be my #4 boyfriend? After my husband, Sean Connery, and Matt Dillon ;-) !!
lmao!!! E! You’re a fucking trip! I’ll be you’re boyfriend! I’m far from butch but I’ll slap ya around a bit, if ya want! (wink) LOL…..oooh baby! ……..so sorry ya’ll….feeling TOOO good right now! love ya!!!
Well E Sean is getting a little long in the tooth is he not? Can he ever get it up anymore? Does he care enough to try and find out?
Matt Dillon? HA I laugh. He’s made a few movies that were half assed and you would rather have him over me? Well OK he has the cash that I don’t
OH well. to answer you question yes but you would have to wait in line after my girlfriend.
I didn’t even pick up on the “Tinkerbelly” until Steph Ann pointed it out. LOL
…hehhehe…snicker…:)
Hold up Tink! You’ll quickly learn that Mulch has more clout here than you do. I’ve only been actively posting probably a month but having read this site for a few years even I know that much.
Here’s some MORE advice I learned growing up that might help you today. When I get halfway through a book and don’t like it, I don’t waste time trying to change the story. I start a new one.
You claim to have read just about every article on the site…repeatedly even. You claim to realize the nature and style of the authors.
You claim to not be stupid. You claim to get it.
You clearly are, and you clearly don’t. If you did you wouldn’t be up an down the comments of this article behaving the way you are.
Perhaps if you want to read these types of articles, you should find aother source. A blog written by a housewife perhaps. Something more…genteel to suit your needs. That way, the authors wont offend you, and neither will we when we tell you that you’re being an idiot.
Hold up Tink! You’ll quickly learn that Mulch has more clout here than you do. I’ve only been actively posting probably a month but having read this site for a few years even I know that much.
Harley Quinn,
I didnt know that clout existed here…that is such a mature thought.
I dont care about your advice.
And how is defending my comments somehow “behavior” ??
No, I really do get the style of the way these articles are written, but I dont really get what you are going off about.
You know you are the mouthiest most dimwitted piece of crotchfruit I’ve had to deal with today…and I’m at the office! If I were working remotely that wouldn’t mean much, but I have to pass 60 people just to get to my department so that’s saying something.
Mouthy and dimwitted, huh??? Lets not forget who started (and continues) the name calling on this post. Never have I called anybody any of the names that you do. I know it must be hard to be one-upped by a little Tinkerbell, but maybe you should defend what you are being called out on instead of resorting to more name calling.
OMG!!!!!! Get over it!!! You dumb bitch, (sorry) but this all started over you coming to this site and attacking it’s writers!!! Claiming that they we’re disrespecting and ‘abusing’ …abused children by using the slang term mother fuckin ‘crotchfruit’!!!!!!! DUH!! We are obviously fans here…guess what chick…you don’t have to be here! Move your fat ass on!!! Fuck with PYSIH…fuck with Max, or Admin…and guess what?… we’re gonna fuck with you!!! Peace out! Bye! See ya! Wouldn’t wanna be ya!
Again Harley, you have me LMMFAO!!!!!!
Steph-Ann,
Wow…..you rip peoples throats out and seek out and rip the legs off of the scumbags that PYSIH writes about??
You certainly are one bad-ass bitch (with all un-due respect, that is)
How funny!
Yes….my Kung Fu is strong….but you should see me dance, now THAT shit is funny!! =)
I am absolutely flabbergasted that Crotchfruitgate is still going strong! This has to be the most ridiculous argument I’ve seen on PYSIH and that’s saying a lot. From any angle, the whole thing has gone from pitiful to hysterically funny.
I’m just going to sit here, read the comments, giggle to myself and mentally hum a new version of the original Batman TV series theme, with a dash of Homer Simpson for flava:
Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
CROTCH FRUIT!
Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
CROTCH FRUIT!
CROTCH FRUIT, CROTCH FRUIT, CROTCH FRUIT!
You funny.
Me? Clout? No I don’t accept that. I have been here off and on for a long time. I post my opinions and what I would like to see happen to scum. I sprinkle that will some politics. Thats it.
Not to dig into your personal life, but so far as I’ve understood you served in the armed forces somehow yes? I assume anybody walking into that line of work, in any country, has to know that any day – no matter what their duty – they could be shot at defending people who may never know their name, or even care. They sign on and do what they feel is their duty anyway. Even if they sign on for the college money or to see the world, they essentially “have our backs”.
I’m far from the type of person to deify a soldier, and I’m often annoyed at how people want to make me feel guilty for all that they give up “for me”. I actually hate the phrase “see all we do for you” or “see what I’ve given up for you”. Honestly, in my country at least, nobody is forced to sign up so I don’t buy in to that. I appreciate it, but I wont be made to feel guilty for it.
Now that I’ve strayed from the point, here is what I was initially getting at. If you’ve entered a line of work where it is likely you will be shot at or harmed in some other way to protect others, if you’ve served in the armed forces, are a non corrupt police officer, are a firefighter or EMT…you get some clout. At least from me.
Crotchfruit?????? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??????????
god forbid someone’s opinion differs from yours right? and you are knocking others for being overly sensitive? hypocrite much?
hear hear…you all are intelligent people as far as i am concerned. just a tad too third-grade-ish in nature.
i hope the baby in the article grows up fine…with no hang-ups from the broken leg…shitty, i hope the docs were able to repair her ligaments and tendons well enough.
Hahahahahaha; Tinkerbell make em me lol, me like term crotchfruit for retard offsprings. Lols @ Tinkerbells caring.
Oh geez. Hey everybody, the writer said “crotchfruit”, it’s like the worst thing that’s ever happened on the internets! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?? *frets* *pulls at hair*
Hey what was this story about? Oh yea! Playing tug of war with an innocent baby! Wait that’s gotta go on the backburner because the writer called the baby “crotchfruit” and that’s SO MUCH WORSE THAN THAT!
ffs people if it’s that offensive to you, tack on that child protection shit and only surf the soft padded corners of the internet. Or stay offline altogether.
For the love of — please please PLEASE tell me those people aren’t real!
I browse by all the time, but never post – I just wanted to say that the second sentence of this post made tea come out of my nose. HYSTERICAL!
But breaking babies is not hysterical, I hope the baby is okay and that these two lookers get what they deserve!
Well saying Crotchfruit, regardless of who you were targeting, refers to something produced by something else. So the author was referring to the baby even if they didn’t mean to do so. Not that I give a shit.
I do prefer to wait until they’re old enough to be dragged to Walmart where they howl and shriek mindlessly at the ceiling like an injured cow while smashing their own head into the cart over and over again to refer to them as crotchfruit.
Offspring is obviously fine as that is a technical term.
If you have read the entire thread up to this point, I believe you’ll agree when I say the following is absolutely called for and the thread cannot progress without it. All rise, and feel free to join in, I know you know the words…
(deep breath)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You may now be seated.
Thank you.
I’m just waiting for someone else to remind everyone that crotch fruit is practically biblical (“fruit of my loins” the George Carlin version of the bit actually includes the reading) and offspring is contextually biblical.
Isaiah 65:22-23
“22 They shall not build, and another inhabit; they shall not plant, and another eat: for as the days of a tree are the days of my people, and mine elect shall long enjoy the work of their hands.
23 They shall not labour in vain, nor bring forth for trouble; for they are the seed of the blessed of the LORD, and their offspring with them.”
trust me, they’re referring to their children.
Why do I get a feeling George Carlin is laughing his ass off in the afterlife right now? This thread would have gotten him going really good! Even dead, the man is timeless.
A funny friend of mine likes to say that “…George Carlin is either a rich man’s poodle, peeing in his shoes and humping the leg of one of the most powerful men in the world, burning in hell, or simply dead and in the ground, and regardless of the correct answer, he’s not telling any of us and in that he gets the last laugh.”
Jason! You are too much!! Bible quote is perfect.
I can so easily see Geva and Tinks as the kind of people who look into the Bible occasionally, pray for their own desires, send email chain letters about angels, have guardian angel bumper stickers, and therefore see themselves as good people — when in reality, I suspect, they are self centered, angry, and nasty.
BTW I mean no disrespect to any PYSIH poster who does any or all the above. I have, and of course there’s no harm in any of them, but I think people like Geva and Tinks “go through the motions” only: it’s easier to talk about guardian angels, and do nothing else, than it is to listen or learn or show self control.
Anyway,using a Bible quote on them should shut them up good.
Any religion that calls its faithful followers sheep has an expectation that the majority of them won’t bother to read the instruction manual. Christianity is too easy a religion in this time. My personal beliefs are that Paul, and later Jerome, really ruined it for us.
Good point about the sheep. Never thought of that.
Being one of dry, sarcastic and often offense humor myself, I can only say BRAVO! I love Admin….too effin funny. I always ‘Crotchleak’ a little every time I read from him…. Shit I mean, pee…No, urinate, urinate! I meant urinate…. Shew, that was close…don’t wanna set off Geva The Great and her sidekick Tinky again….LOL
I voted for No to Hell, only because they had the sense to take the child to the hospital and admit what they did. At least they kind of sort of put their self-absorption aside long enough to make get the baby to the hospital. That doesn’t mean I think they deserve to be in Heaven. Maybe Limbo, but with live puffer-fish inserted into their rectums.
I can’t help it Tink, you’re so fun to rile up. I just wanted to find a way to call you crotchfruit so you could cry some more.
Call me what you want…..call me crotchfruit and any or all of the names that you can muster up. I am an adult who can either defend myself or consider the source.
Tinkerbell, you’ve made your point. Repeatedly. It is obvious you’re not changing anyone’s opinion. It is also obvious your opinion will not change.
If you truly are an adult, you’ll accept this as a draw and walk away. You’re not going to win, so just deal with it and leave it be. At this point you’re embarrassing yourself with your continued argument. Harley isn’t the only one who’s resorted to poking at you to watch you squirm, you’re just too wrapped up in self-righteous indignance to see it.
If I were you, I’d take my passion for arguing and go join a debate club. That’s really the only place you could possibly find a use for your style of face-grinding, redundant argument. There you may get a trophy. Here you are sliding towards being banned if I know the tone in Max’s most recent response to you.
I don’t intend to call you names, but I will slap a word on you that is quite apt in my opinion. That word is ‘tedious’. Now please, as a demonstration of your professed maturity, back away from this thread.
Awww ruin my fun. Now I have to work! *grumble*
You have more posts on this subject than anyone. I am not trying to “win” anybody over with my opinion. I expressed it and then got called names. So are you telling me that I cannot defend myself against the people on here who have called me names?? Because the “continued, face-grinding, redundant argument” has passed a while ago and now it has turned into something that seems strangely personal.
What is it any of your business if I get banned from here….that is certainly not my goal, but I am sure it would make your life easier so why would you care??
Please do not advise me on what to do with my time or tell me when to walk away.
I don’t want you banned. I think you can be a reasonable person, you just got too emotionally wrapped up in the internet. I’d like to see you discussing the subject like you and I did earlier. I’d like to see you post in different threads because I think you might have something to contribute if you could only stop with the emotional bullshit. The world doesn’t spin on petty, bleeding heart strings. Learn to pick your battles and you will be a happier person.
Now you’re sulking because some stranger on the internet gave you some advice based on what that stranger knows of the particular website you’re posting on. That’s cute. Are you sitting in a corner with your woobie, too?
You will keep posting. You will keep crying and carrying on, and baiting the hook to catch yourself every time. I knew that before I posted what you responded to, but I was hoping against hope that maybe I could appeal to the part of you that actually has some self respect. Apparently that part is being suppressed. What a shame.
I will also keep posting. But not to or about you, Tinkerbell. Not to comply with your request, but simply because your horse is deceased and I have no wish to make it death-fart again with another kick.
Shew! Got Damn, the girl’s got heart, though, gotta give her that…. she doesn’t quit!!! LOL….gotta respect someone who sticks to their beliefs….bee-utich…..hehe ;P
HELL NO!! I’ve poked, poked and poked….still poking…I wish you would!!!…..lol
…Not saying a word…..not One word…..oh ok one…*snicker*…
Are you sure you’re an adult? Because earlier you said this:
“I know it must be hard to be one-upped by a little Tinkerbell”
…my 5 year old niece thinks she’s Tinkerbell and let me be the first to tell you, she’s pretty damn adorable in her Tink costume and it’s her favorite outfit. If you let her dress herself she will go put that on and it’s not a fun argument to have mid-winter when she’s stamping her foot asking me if I realize that she has to wear her Tinkerbell dress or nobody will know she’s a fairy. She’s 5, I like her some, so I’ll go on letting her believe what she believes…I will never be the one to tell her what I’m about to say to you…
…you do know that Tinkerbell is a fictional character right?
LOL! Harley that “little Tinkerbell” comment, totally got my attention too: I did a double take, going, “Da, HUHH??” I was going to post a reply to it but just couldn’t get one started. “Where to begin?” It was just . . . weird!
Wow…..had to dig deep for that one, eh??
Ow, Tinkerbell! You destroyed me with your magic wand!
Hmm…no…because YOU SAID IT TO ME. I didn’t have to dig…I just had to read O_o
Oh Tink, *never* stop being crazy. I fear dull workdays if you do.
*sniff*sniff* Is that an odor of burning martyr I detect?
Note to Nicola, re/your January 12 post. I didn’t see a reply button so my reply is here. I concede your point about Geva not posting recently so it’s probably best to forget about her. But Tinkerbell as of today is still going strong, and I don’t know about her being bullied; seems to me she’s getting her licks in, maybe not very well, but trying. I didn’t see her do any name calling as in “you idiot” or “you’re an ass” but I did see her comment on people’s statements as in “that is a mature thought” or mocking Mulch for telling a personal anecdote. To me that’s indirectly saying “you’re immature” or “you’re boring.”
She claims she’s defending herself, and it’s her right do that however she wants, but there’s give-and-take going on here, not bullying.
E—you can go ahead and address me directly if you want to…..I see in a couple of these to Nicola and Mulch that you like to speak of me but not to me, so here is your invitation, dear!
Thank you! I hereby RSVP “yes.” What would you like to talk about?
What has struck me from the beginning of “Crotchfruitgate” (love that title) is that if you look at the statement made in the article in context:
“Apparently Amber has either a vagina or some other kind of mutated organ that allows for pregnancy and the production of crotch fruit, because Henry Carey and Amber Walker produced a baby girl in the fall of 2009.”
There is only a generic reference to all human babies as crotch fruit (ie the ability of the trogolodytes in question to produce (allegedly) human young …. the direct reference to this child (the victim) is as a baby girl.
Being the father of two myself I don’t take any particular exception to crotch fruit (although I am much more partial to Small Humanoid Vermin (or SHV) (one of the ones that Riverside dug up).
I think the whole argument is petty in light of the circumstances that give rise to this story … but I also think that the people complaining about the use of the words “crotch fruit” are just plain wrong.
“Generic reference to all human babies as crotch fruit” — damn you’re right! I don’t think anyone else picked up on that, self included. That should stop the argument.
Tinkerbell. I hope You can calm down enought to really understand what I will try to tell you.
What I posted about my experience at Safeway was a try to show how sensative people in America have become. Thats it. Nothing more. Now you failed to even remotly see that connection. You bypassed that and went on the offensive. Had I really been in a bad mood you would have known it. If you think you offended me think again. I have ben insulted by the best our country has to offer. The Drill Sergents, Black Hats, and Ranger Instructers at Ft Benning. You can’t even reach them on my respect scale.
When I was stationed at Ft. Hood Texas I went to Central Texas College. I was a business major. I also took 2 semesters of creative writing. I enjoy writing short stories. Fiction. Nothing special. It’s a way for me to express my feeling and show I am. Well thats what my prof said.
AnywayI woul suggest you taking a creative writing course at your local community college of you can. You might learn something about different styles of writing.
I don’t use a spell checker. I should but I don’t. Maybe I’ll install a plugin another day? Who knows? Does it really matter? If I post something and someone doesn’t understand it I am sure there are enough adults here to ask me to explain……You obviously are not one of them. I do hope though
I am calm, but maybe you should try to calm down the rest of my “fan club”…..:) They are all fired up!! You know, the only reason I replied to your story was because it seemed like you were speaking about how sensative Americans have become and then took a hypocritical turn with your Safeway story. The opening and closing remarks go along with your arguement, but the story actually takes the tone that you have also become overly sensative while telling the rest of the sensative people to get over themselves, close their browsers and shut the Hell up. I did not take from your post that you are an American serviceman living in Germany.
I have no controll over anyone here. They do what they want and say what they want.
I guess you didn’t get the point. of you post. OH well I guess I’m just a lousy writer and I should stick to my normal job.
I don’t think those people that you encountered in Safeway were sensitive at all. Most sensitive people would realize that making snarky remarks about your eating habits would be rude and unfair, especially when their food choices would make Mr. Oz shake his head in resignation. That being said, I’m sorry that they felt the need to provide an opinion on your eating habits. Your purchases make me wish that produce wasn’t so expensive around here. It’s hard enough to eat well with little money without stores jacking up the prices every time the thermometer dips.
I don’t know about any of you, but I wish Tinkerbell had gone with a different nym, like Tinky Winky on the Teletubbies. At least those deformed little mutants don’t know many words and don’t speak much.
I think if Tinkerbell were going to be a Teletubby it’d be Dipsy.
I wish I didn’t know that.
Me too Harley, no adult should know about those little bastards.
It’s my one regret from experimenting with those psychadelic mushrooms!
LOL Max
crotchfruit….lol
Hey tinkerbell, unfortunetly this site has a big flaw. If your opinion isn’t the same as the popular people that post here, you are immediatly wrong and attacked. I still comw here, but rarly ever post because there are way to many groupies. I think Mulch and Max a both decent people, it is just that their followers are idiots. They don’t usually have an original thought, and just suck ass. Then they call you names, and say you must be a troll because how dare you disagree with their almighty opinion. Again I am not placing blame on Mulch or Max, just their stupid followers.
All hail the mighty Max and Mulch. But don’t tell that pesky God fella because he has MAJOR jealousy issues.
Hee hee
Hey! Don’t forget Admin, he rocks!
Penny, for someone who dislikes name calling, you do a lot of it in your post. Of course, you do it indirectly, so you probably think that makes it okay. Spend less time being passive-aggressive and more time brushing up on your reading skills. There are posts in this thread by vcbecky and Harley Quinn, who disagree with Tinkerbell but address her politely. Similar posts appear by other posters in other threads. And you know what they all have in common? The person disagreeing does so respectfully and with thought. They don’t start off immediately by whining, or pointing fingers, or attacking. Those posters who do, yes they get a beatdown. I thought Tinkerbell made only a fair start, her first post wasn’t really offensive but a bit patronizing and definitely wrong headed (since when did “offspring” become “twisted “?). She was disagreed with, and had a few facts pointed out to her, and didn’t like it, and things got worse. And more fun as well. She was free to walk away from it any time but didn’t; in fact she helped keep the argument going. You talk to her like she’s a victim. I say “Re-read!”
Sincerely,
A proud follower of Max the Cat
E-
Guess Penny struck your nerves a bit! HA! I tend not to walk away from anything…..especially when its someting I started. Why dont you take your own advise and walk away if you have nothing to contribute excpet riding on the shoulders of your buddies’ posts.
The two of the aforementioned posters in their very first posts to my opinion both suggest that I must be stupid and silly and it only went downhill from there.
So I suggest you take some of your own advise and “Re-read”
Tinkerbell says:
January 13, 2010 at 3:20 pm
E—you can go ahead and address me directly if you want to…..I see in a couple of these to Nicola and Mulch that you like to speak of me but not to me, so here is your invitation, dear!
Reply
And once again, I say: thanks for the kind invitation, I accept with pleasure; what would you like to talk about, oh little-green-gowned-one-with-wings?
Ok Tinks I feel I must interject here, and suggest you take E’s advice to begin with and “re-read”.
If you’ll scroll back to the beginning, where you rolled in with your self righteous indignation and responded to a post I made “defending yourself”…take a look at who I was posting to. Hmm. NOT YOU. Unless you’re also madamayhem. Ironically, madamayhem saw this for what it was and ducked out early and you’re still clinging on like a barnacle on a ship that’s surfaced after 50 years under water.
Hey Tinkster,
Looks to me like you’re starting to flail, hon. You went up against Harley Quinn, Max, Mulch, Steph Ann, and vcbecky, and each and every time you got your ass royally kicked, and you can’t take it, so now you’re lashing out desperately searching for a new target, hoping it’s one you can finally beat.
Go ahead and do your worst; I am so unimpressed by you, it will be funny. if your worst is anything like your feeble attempts to make me mad (insinuating I stand on other posters’ shoulders, gloating that Penny “struck a nerve”??), I look forward to much pleasure and entertainment in our exchanges.
P.S. So you “don’t walk away” — ok, your point is? That’s supposed to impress me? Please note I didn’t say earlier, that you SHOULD walk away. I said you COULD walk away. I don’t give a flying fuck if you go or stay or honk like a goose, except for like I said the entertainment value. You really can’t read, can you, and what you do read you completely misinterpret.
Hey E, notice how Penny calls us ‘groupies’ a bunch of suck asses and idiots, but then claims how decent she thinks Mulch and Max are, and THEN not even a full sentence later she looks down on the use of the word ‘troll’ in referrence to Tiny, when MAX is the one who used it…. Pick a side, Penny. Us idiots clearly have….and stand by it. I apologized above for being so foul mouthed in expressing my opinions that night, (there were specific reasons behind that, as I’ve posted) but I definitely do not apologize for disaggreeing with Tink, or now YOU.
E,
I dont see her as a victim, just wanted to share with her the risk she runs of disagreeing with your Man God Max, or Mulch. I like those guys and Jason as well. I like them because they say how they feel and usually bring something new to the discussion.
Do you always insult people you say you like? You’re not only completely backwards, you’re inside-out.
I never insulted Max, All i said is that if you disagrree with him, be prepared to be attacked by a bunch of people. You proved you are one of them, and I didnt even disagree with the use of the said term. I guess I am not making myself clear though. I quit posting here because I was tired of stating my opinion and then being attacked for it. Like I said some people know how to have a debate with logic, and some people debate with insults, unfortunetly there are to many of the insulters. The best people here I only agree with half the time, but I repect the fact that they are witty, original and put thought into their post versus the old yeah what he said with a few of your own curse words. Boring!!!
If I were Max, I’d be insulted by that statement. If someone were to tell me I inspire mindless followers, that means I don’t inspire people to THINK. This entire website, Max’s devotion to this website, is intended to inspire people to think. Again you prove you don’t understand the meaning of the words you use.
If you’re so bored, maybe you shouldn’t waste your valuable time here anymore.
Fair enough Penny.
E, have you looked a bit farther ahead to see who I’M following? It might scare the pants off you brother – Leadership material I am not. LOL.
EEEEEEKKK LOL
(that’s “Mrs.” Brother, BTW ;-) )
Here’s what amuses me. I didn’t even bother with Tinky Winky. If you scroll up to the top where this whole thing started, I responded to someone else’s post, after which TW responded to me breaking down what I said and telling me how it was wrong in accordance with TW’s mindset. That’d be all well and good if I was addressing TW to begin with, however I wasn’t. Thus, at once I discovered this is the type of poster who is easily riled and I just had to poke. I can never pass up a good rouse with people who take themselves too seriously.
I agree, E. =)
Sincerely,
A proud, stupid follower of Max The Cat.
lol
Penny….wow, I am not crazy after all. I was thinking and wanted to comment on that, but I could just hear how I should get the ‘eff off their blog followed by a slew of wonderful names!
Thank you! And to Geva and to Snake….thank you. I guess I am not all evil for having an opinion that is not acceped by the masses that regularly post here.
If Max is the almighty brainwasher you say he is, why are all of your posts still here including this latest baseless attack?
Max is following in Admin’s footsteps with Admin’s obvious approval and support. He leaves it to the readers to determine if you’re right or wrong in your posts. They are also able to post their opinions if they choose to. Most new posters are met with open arms unless they’re obvious trolls or assholes, in which case they’re slapped and shunted aside just like in any social situation. A person need only review the threads under the stories to see what I seem to have to point out to you. They don’t have to trust me on it – it’s there for all to see in thread after thread.
If you dislike this website, why tax yourself by visiting? There are other sites out there with similar subject matter in a variety of styles. Why not go somewhere that’s more to your taste? I’m not trying to get you to leave per se, I truly don’t understand why you and people like you continue to visit PYSIH when you so obviously dislike it. I don’t go to Rotten.com or stab forks in my eyes, so why do you come here?
A Penny is about all your opinion is or will ever be worth so long as that opinion is riddled with such illogical and obvious holes. I’m no genius, but even I see the flaws in your point of view. You seem too smart to miss so much.
(Mulch, I didn’t bring your name up because you ARE an almighty brainwasher and I couldn’t deny the truth. Sorry. HAH!)
Vbecky, where are the flaws? it is fine if you think they are there, but what are they???? And i do visit other sights that are geared toward helping theses poor children, but pysih has always been my favorite. The people who write the stories are clever, and really seem to have a heart for the less fortunet. I said earlier if you want to re-read that I quit posting as often. Mainly because of people like you dont take the time to give points on why they disagree, instead of telling people their opinion doesnt matter. We can say that back in forth all day long, but that woul accomplish nothing. And once you do decide to debate an issue they start pointing out grammer mistakes. Grammer is important, but a few mispelled words, or incomplete sentances doesnt make someones point wrong. Like I said I try to value everyone opinion and learn from it, but there are a bunch of followers on here that like to gang up versus adding something new to the topic, and I see now that you are one of those!!!
The first question in my post lays out one of the flaws in your logic. One of the problems with many of your posts is your lack of reading comprehension.
You love PYSIH, but you taken enough issue with the posters and with Max that you attack like you did in the post I responded to. That makes no sense. I think you’re confused and you’re flailing. Heck, the appearance of the post I’m responding to is enough to tell me that. Speaking loudly and being different doesn’t necessarily make you right by itself.
again you managed to say nothing. You stated tthat here are flaws and holes in my opinions, yet you never stated what they were, and then responded to me with the same again. Am I missing something???
Lets move past the fact that I cant spell, and sometimes hit submit before rereadin my terrible typing. If you dont understand what I wrote I will try to repeat it in a way that makes more sense. I am not here trying to be better than anyone, and have what the men would call a pissing contest. Move on to the points you want to make conserning my opinion.
Your opinion that no one is allowed to express conflicting opinions on PYSIH is baseless and ridiculous. I presented the entire website as evidence, and you say I presented no evidence. Where is the problem here?
You accused Max and Mulch of having followers. Do you even understand the words you write? In order for us to be mindless followers, we had to be somehow convinced to follow, correct?
“I think Mulch and Max a both decent people, it is just that their followers are idiots. They don’t usually have an original thought, and just suck ass.”
Sounds like you are saying we are brainwashed followers, eg. followers without an original though who just suck ass. Is this not what you meant? If so, what exactly did you mean?
I think you have no comprehension of the words you write or the responses you get. I think you throw a bunch of offensive half-thoughts together, baseless opinions and attacks, and type them here just to hear yourself type. I am glad you do not agree with what I say or think, because if you did I would have to question my own logic and ability to express myself.
My opinion was never that max was brainwashing.
I think the fact that you don’t read what you post before you post it speaks volumes about the amount of thought you put into your opinions.
“Lets move past the fact that I cant spell, and sometimes hit submit before rereadin my terrible typing.”
This statement is really all anyone needs to hear about your opinions. It nutshells everything I’ve been saying about you and your posts. I do not care that you cannot spell. You cannot THINK. If you cannot take the time to read what you write before you post it, before you misrepresent yourself, why in hell should the rest of us put any stock in your opinions? You don’t even respect your opinions enough to re-read them.
For someone like you to accuse the rest of us of being followers without an original thought… wow, you really have some gall.
It is all or nothing with you. I say sometimes I hit submit before i reread, and now i dont value my own opinion. I hope you dont have kids, i bet your a hard person to make a mistake around.
No, I’m just a hard person to be a hypocrite around.
no you lack humility.
I have humility. I don’t have the ability to allow idiots to be idiots. That’s not a lack of humility, that’s simply a lack of tolerance for idiots.
Penny, as much as I’d like to think I set the tone around here, and that our readers somehow look to me for wisdom and guidance, I’m well aware of my flaws and have a hell of alot more faith in the people who comment here than you do.
The truth is this website exist for a couple of very specific reasons. The most important is to show support for the victims of violent crime. Part of that is accomplished by telling the stories of what their assailants did to them and how they were punished. We also accomplish this by the second reason we run this website – to give people a place to vent their anger about the terrible crimes we write about, or to express their sorrow and grief over the victims in these stories.
I have no doubt that this site is doing good things. I can point to dozens of emails and comments from victims and family of victims thanking us for our stories and our reader’s comments. It gives these people some degree of comfort knowing that their are total strangers out here who care what happened to them and their loved ones.
Everyone who comes here and comment regularly have strong feelings about violent crime. Most of us are cut from the same cloth, and I can say with some confidence that we do not suffer fools lightly. That could be anyone from a family member who tries to defend their convicted murderer loved one by ranting about “new evidence” and unfair trials” without proof, to a person who ignores the a story about two child abusers who nearly kill their baby girl so they can complain about the use of a certain word they object to. That’s the real reason why it seems everyone follows my lead. We all just happen to think alike.
Do you know why people are picking on Tinkerbell? Because he/she is a jackass who won’t admit that her post was inappropriate and pointless. I tried to explain it to Tink nicely, twice, but Tink is hung up on the “why’s everybody always pickin’ on me” right now and isn’t hearing anything.
To my followers – God just told me he’s going to kill me unless you guys donate 100 dollars each to PYSIH. (Hey, it worked for Oral Roberts. He got people to donate 8 million bucks to his “church”, so I should be worth a couple of thousand at least)
So get with the giving – LOL
Yes, many of us are cut from the same cloth. Many of us are not, but we still agree on the things that matter on this website.
Fred and I, for instance, are NOT cut from the same cloth. We conflict on a lot of basics, but those basics don’t matter and honestly we rarely discuss those things because they rarely come into play here. I know Fred is a good person. I like to believe I am a good person. Good people agree that extremely evil people don’t belong in society with the rest of us. The good people on this website, right and left, pro and con, agree. That is all that matters here.
Penny, you told me to ignore your spelling and your grammar and look at the supposed substance of what you’re saying. Why can you and your ilk not ignore the wording someone like Admin uses in a blog like this in favor of the substance of what he is reporting? Why can’t you think before you attack?
I dont agree with tinkerbells opinion at all, if you had read my post you would have saw that. But i am guessing that you were in such a hurry to bash someone you thought didnt agree with you that you missed that. I dont like the way you guys handled the situation, but agreed on the points you were making. I know how max feels about innocent people, and I get the need for humor sometimes during a tragic event. I was simply letting Tinkerbell know that if you disagree with the leaders the clan will attack, instead of actually listening to the other persons line of thinking. I didn’t even include you vcbecky in the people that i thought were followers, but you went and stuck yourself in there!
You are vacuous and passive-aggressive. You lumping me together with other people you’re accusing on this site is not an insult. Keep trying. Maybe some day you’ll have a thought.
rember that you responded to me replying to tinkerbell, so i didnt lump you anywhere, again i will say that you stuck yourself in there.
Please. Think.
I think your a bully that gets off on making yourself feel better by winning an internet battle. So sad. I tried to understand why you even got in the middle of this, I will re post my original comment if it helps you. I posted directly to tinkerbell warning her of the dangers of disagreeing with the people who are popular here. Your response to that is
“A Penny is about all your opinion is or will ever be worth so long as that opinion is riddled with such illogical and obvious holes. I’m no genius, but even I see the flaws in your point of view. You seem too smart to miss so much.”
You dont deserve the respect I have given you so far. I think that your kind of jealous that I didnt refer to you as a popular person here. I will bet you have been at the top of the top commentors list for months now. I am sorry I left you out! You must not have said anything original that stuck out! Good luck with being perfect, i hope that works out for you.
I’m calling bullshit! I have gone and voicd my own opinin about animals in the past that has gone against the “norm” I am still here and no hard feeling against a single person that spoke out. Not a problem at all.
You say everyone is proving your “point” Well please let me say my point was proven the second Tinkerbell hit the submit button. Then you came along and continue to prove 2 different opinions I have in general about Americans.
1 They are hyper sensative
2 They are hyper self righteous
Could you please tell me who you voted for in the last election. You don’t have to tell me naturally becasue I can guess and I’de most likely be correct.
To Max the Pussy Cat:
To say that I ignored the horror to pick out a single, tasteless term is complete bullshit. I have super strong feelings against violent crime, in particular, crimes against children. I guess that is why I love volunteering for CASA and I have represented over a dozen children in the 6 years that I have been doing it…..maybe that is why I objected to “crotchfruit” so stongly. Not to wave that in your face or seem righteous about it, but now you have got me picked out to not care about the child…..and you sir, are very wrong!!
Why dont you tell everyone else on here that posted an objection to that stupid-ass term that their post was inappropriate and pointless. Jackass!!
OH, you work for children. I understand now. It makes your vapid posts more sensical. When you spend enough time around children you act like one. I buy that. My nieces are similarly…hmm…”persistent”.
On the other hand. YOU WORK WITH CHILDREN?? *facepalm* Please check your personality traits at the door, lest they pick up some bad habits.
Harley
You cant WORK for CASA, you can only VOLUNTEER. CASA is one of the best ways to help children that are caught up in the court systems. For you to bash it only speaks to your own childish antics!
Oh no she didn’t……LMAO!
When you wrote Oral Roberts I read Oral Robots :-/
In Max’s name…Amen…..Do you take checks?
That is not completly true and you know it. There are so many different opinions represented by the people here. To say different is a lie
My, what a handsome couple! And clearly they’ve been blessed with intelligence and sensitivity on top of those good looks! The very fact that these two idiots ever mated in the first place should be considered child abuse.
You do have a point mam.
Poor little baby. I hope she didn’t inherit either parent’s looks.
She is cute.
The baby I mean, not the shemale.
Ok…I’m taking a guess here but penny and tinkerbell sound awfully the same???….
Oh hang on I’m an idiot because I am apparently a ‘follower’ and a proud member of the Max & Much fan club…oh I’m so bad…like seriously…how old are you two really???
More insults!! You guys are proving my point!
You have yet to make a point to prove.
Oh please….me saying How are you really is an insult to you after what some have posted….your kidding right??….right??…If you would like a real insult please let me know :)
According to vcbecky, your post means nothing, only post with correct spelling and grammer are valid! Sorry try again.
. yawn .
spoo ym dab saw taht na tlusni ????
And here you are proving the point about your passive-aggressiveness and inability to think.
Penny, I’m going to go ahead and lump you in with Tink as someone who is not worth my time, therefore I will no longer respond to any of your posts. Have fun with your tantrums. It’s obvious that’s the only reason you’re here.
Tantrums? Are you reading the same thing I am writing? I didnt even use all caps.
…or let ME know, insults are my specialty! (Cheese)
PENNY, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?????????? lol (yep, sober… but still stirrin’ that shiz-nit!)
What insults? A suspision and a few questions are insults?
Please come down off your high horse. You have nothing to go on.
I’m done with this thread. If anyone wants to reach me on facebook look for Steffen Caldwell.
….being the bloody, mindless follower that I am, Mulch…I’m there, dude!
Of course you’d be one of the secret squirrel types… ;) Meg Young on fb
Wow I leave for a few days and miss all the fun!!! Back to the point of this whole blog, did these two in-breed’s live on their own? Are they really retarded,( I am not PC tonight, so get over it)? The other breaks the baby had ,was this the first discovery of them….and where the hell are these people? East Texas, Louisiana,W. Virginia….I have said it before and I will say it again, STERILIZE people who abuse and kill children, some people should NEVER EVER breed!!
Yes it was the first time they were discovered, because they didn’t take her to the hospital the first time it happened. And they were living with Henry’s mother. Who is a little white trash herself. And I’m not going to tell you where they’re are from, because I would not like them to be representing our town.
Sweet fucking Jesus are all these 200 or so comments about the use of the term “Crotch fruit”?
you people should get out more
Either about Crotch Fruit, or people making fun of people who have a problem with Crotch Fruit, or people making fun of people arguing about Crotch Fruit.
Welcome to the club.
…OR people arguing with the people making fun of the people who have a problem with our almighty leader!! <3 hehe
Steph-Ann, the fire in this thread died 4 days ago and we have all moved on and are better for it. Care to join us? ;)
I’m understand exactly – I’m thinking about shutting down the comments for this thread for a while, just to bring things back into focus.
It’s not that I’m not enjoying the humor, or the cleverness of some of the posters – Hey I’m only human too – but I have a responsibility as editor to see that things don’t get out of hand. Obviously I’ve already blown it there, but I can keep it from getting any worse.
Just curious, has any entry here at PYSIH ever been closed? I have never seen it happen before.
I have to ask you guys to cool it with Crotchfruit-gate (that was just brilliant, BTW). I should have nipped this ridiculousness in the bud at the beginning by banning Tinkerbelle – he/she has added nothing to the discussion about the actual story and has been nothing but a disruption to the entire thread. I will now correct my mistake. If Tinkerbelle wasn’t a troll, he/she ought to be.
I don’t like banning people, but sometimes it’s necessary for the greater good. This is one of those times I guess. Maybe now we can get back to the business of criminals and victims.
I liked it better when I was just a member of this sight. It’s against my nature to make decisions like this. Like I said before, I enjoyed the humor and cleverness of the comments as much if not more than anyone else. Sorry that part of my job as my job as editor is to be the website “party-pooper”.
Let me be one of the first to apologize to the staff of this site for being one of the major enablers of this mad circus.
But oh my was it amusing.
Don’t apologize Harley, I enjoyed the thread as much as anyone did. It’s just that I have to play editor today, or I’ll get my peepee whacked. It’s in my contract somewhere….
I completely understand. I’ve never adminned but I’ve done my fair share as a moderator here and there. I truly enjoy it but there are times when I’ve had to forego fun to keep things orderly.
I’ll try really hard to keep the moderator in me in check for Tinky the Hun lol.
i heard getting your pee pee whacked can hurt!!! you better be careful!!
Yes but Harley you made it so FUN.
Aww thanks E that makes me feel warm and fuzzy. I better hide before Abel Aguirre finds me.
XD
Max, I am sorely disappointed. Tinkerbell threw a couple of invitations my way, I responded, and now that the real fun is about to begin, you ban him/her/it . . .
All right *sigh* Guess I’ve just gotta **back of hand to brow ** carry on . . .
You”l be OK E – May be I’ll post some of Tinky the Hun’s (real name Cindy P——-t) personal information so you can harass her instead. What should I post? Her email address? Her IP address? Her full name?
Ah, just kidding. You guys know I never violate a person’s privacy, under any circumstances.
Damn, sometimes I wish I could be as much of an asshole as the people I have to deal with on this website, just for a couple of minutes.
(whiny voice) Harley, Steph Ann, and becky all got to have fun, why can’t I have a turn!?!?!
No you know I’m kidding. That henry Carey and Amber Walker are still walking around breathing, is the major disappointment here.
Cindy P? With a captial P that rhymes with C that stands for…….cute?
No…no cute doesn’t work at all. Well what other c-word could fit in there?
I’ll say it up front: “I’m dumb, I’m slow.”
Now I’ve admitted that, I have to ask — are we talking about a real person here? Or using “Cindy” for a generic woman’s name and saying she’s a c*** (rhymes with “front”)? Sorry to be slow but if there’s a joke I want in on it
I’m going to look up CASA. I never heard of them. I’ve got a picture forming in my mind of T-Bell . . . CASA may fit the profile . . . interesting.
Hehe no you’re not dumb I’m just referencing The Music Man. It’s about a travelling salesman/con artist in the early 1900′s who convinces parents he can train their kids musically and start a marching band if they buy musical instruments and uniforms, they pay then he skips town with the money. To sell the scam in the particular city in The Music Man, he tells them that the new pool table the small town bought for the billiards hall is going to bring sin and corruption to the young boys of the city and they can thwart that with a boys marching band, hence selling the instruments and uniforms. The song he sings to convince them has the line “Ya got trouble folks, with a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for Pool!”
Sorry. Did musical theater as a young’un.
CASA is a Court Appointed Special Advocate. It’s not quite the same as a guardian ad litem but both can be appointed in a child abuse case to represent the childs best interest where it may differ from the jurisdiction, or the parents. From what I understand CASA just works with abused children, where the guardian ad litem program takes abuse cases as well as children caught up in custodial disputes.
Max the Cat……you are such a punk. Cant take your own medicine, eh?? I know…..when they make valid points and stick to their guns, BAN THEM!!!
You are a sham!
And you’re a nym shifting punk Tinkerbelle – now you show your true colors. When I shut you down so you could play martyr anymore, the name calling gets really good. And for the record, I banned you BEFORE I saw your whiney little message to me. Do you really think I haven’t heard and been called way worse than that? You’re a fucking rank amateur.
If you took me on I’d have you pulling your hair out and ranting like a lunatic in half a day.
I’m confused. You mean when you volunteer at CASA, you don’t do anything? Because when I do something, even if it’s volunteering, I’m still doing work. I think that’s why they call it volunteer WORK, but I’m not sure. Couldn’t even tell you who “they” are. So do you just volunteer to sit on your ass and eat oreos while hungry kids stare at you or something? Because by defintion, any physical or mental exertion for a purpose is…well…work. So that would still be working for children…
And for fucks sake you retarded baboon, I did not bash CASA I bashed you. I’ve completed guardian ad litem training, and spent about a year in the program and believe me it IS work. If you care one iota for those children it’s work. If you define work as something you get paid for, and consider being a guardian ad litem EASY and non exerting at all you’re either developmentally disabled, cold as ice, or a liar.
I think CASA is great…and they used to have standards…
it disgusts me when anyone, especially parents, harm a child. i’d take an ass beating, or die protecting my children. and i dont believe amber is on the left lol
As much as I enjoy this site, I flinch when I read “crotchfruit” or any other degrading term used for a child. A child is an innocent human being, no matter whom their parents may be. You just shouldn’t disrespect the victim. You would never call the victim of a rape a “slut”, would you? It’s the same principle. That’s all. The comments have become very ugly and disrespectful. It seems like an easy point of view to understand, not to use disrespectful terms for innocent victims. And while we’re at it, use a little respect with one another!
“Samildanach says:
January 12, 2010 at 10:34 pm
What has struck me from the beginning of “Crotchfruitgate” (love that title) is that if you look at the statement made in the article in context:
“Apparently Amber has either a vagina or some other kind of mutated organ that allows for pregnancy and the production of crotch fruit, because Henry Carey and Amber Walker produced a baby girl in the fall of 2009.”
There is only a generic reference to all human babies as crotch fruit (ie the ability of the trogolodytes in question to produce (allegedly) human young …. the direct reference to this child (the victim) is as a baby girl.”
P.S. This horse is dead. Very, very dead. Please don’t poke it anymore.
Forced sterilization on both of them.
Considering their ages, appearance, and lack of any family stepping up for the child, I assume they were alone, unprepared and ignorant. Assuming they don’t breed again, or get their child back, they might be able to atone for their stupidity. The only other thing I can say is at least they took the child to the hospital. Fucked up, but not hell worthy, yet.
Are they mentally sound? “No take baby! No take baby! Me love baby,”doesn’t sound like a person who is all there.
Once again, why people should have to write a sanity test to have children…you don’t have to be a genius…just have common sense…I wouldn’t let these people look after my dog!
Um there has to be a mistake with the mugshot cause there is NNNNOOO way that either one of those creatures is a female! I just dont believe it lol!
I don’t care what anyone says – the two “people” pictured with this story are NOT of the same species as I am. There’s no possible way.
I am sure its been covered. At least I hope it has been covered but the way you wrote this “article” deserves a bit of hell for you as well.
Comedic writing + child abuse = inappropriate
Oh bullshit, John. This is PYSIH. Have you read any of the other articles yet? It’s not a PC website. Humor helps alleviate pain and anger and you will find a lot of all three here. This article is perfectly in touch with the website and exactly what regular readers want to see.
Criticism + ignorance = blahblahblah…
How is this comedic writing? I don’t see how it is.
John is mistaking sarcasm for comedic writing. Maybe it was the ‘moustache’ comment. I don’t know.
I don’t get the sense that admin was giggling when he wrote this. I get a sense that he is pissed and hurt about it. Two ‘parents’ fighting over their baby as if they’re making taffy? And more than just one time? Sometimes we have to laugh, even if it’s hollow, angry laughter.
Maybe if you read all the articles on child abuse, murder, rape and all the other ways we get to view man’s inhumanity to man that we do, then picked the worst of the worst and wrote an article where you had to share part of your self with a bunch of virtual strangers, you’d understand why we have to use every tool we can to deal with our pain. If you think we’re not affected by the things that are done to the victims of these creeps like Henry Carey And Amber Walker, you are out of you fucking mind.
So John, with all respect, you can take your righteous indignation and shove it straight up your ass.
i don’t understand, if you don’t like it don’t come here? do you think because of your comment people are going to stop coming here.
if i were you, i would sell my computer.
Okay, due to ADD caused by five years in the Navy, (ooh, look, a plane) I couldn’t read all the comments. So I skimmed instead. Now, perhaps I can try and understand why some people take offense at the term “crotchfruit” but that is waaaaay over my realm of thought at this particular moment in time. Instead, I will focus my attentions on the “female” involved in this atrocious act(s) of violence against an infant. Maybe, just maybe, this she-male is the first “male” to get pregnant and have a baby by natural means and is therefore the fabled heir to the Disney estate. But then again, “hesheit” poignantly reminds me of something along the equine species. Of course, I would feel horrible insulting the horse, so I’ll term this particular individual a Jackass, because that is what “it” so closely resembles. Perhaps Amber is the love~child of John Kerry and the Democratic Party Emblem? She has his nose, don’t you think? But let’s not beat a dead gift~horse in the mouth, folks. I’ll end my attempt at insulting this perfect example of a waste of skin with this: If her nose was any longer, she’d be able to fuck herself with it. >:)