Abel Aguirre
We are desperately looking for a picture of 38-year-old Abel Aguirre, from Chelsea, Massachusetts.
We are looking for a picture of this individual because Abel Aguirre is a rabbitfucker.
On the first day of of June in 2008 (a sacred day for rabbitfuckers), Abel Aguirre waited until his roommate had left their apartment for a while.
Left alone with his roommate’s bunny, Abel did what rabbitfuckers do – he took off all his clothes, put a condom on, pulled the rabbit out of its cage and made sweet, sweet love with that rabbit.
It’s hard to imagine a human, who probably weighs about 160 pounds or so and stands between 5 and 6 feet tall, having a small enough penis that would fit inside any of a bunny rabbit’s many orifices. We suppose Abel Aguirre fits the bill in that regard, though, so for all you women out there – there you go! Just wear some bunny ears to your first date and you’ll be good.
Aguirre was gone by the time his roommate came home – so when she went to the bathroom and noticed that there was blood, clumps of rabbit fur and a bloody rabbit claw on the bathroom floor she was understandably upset. You can’t leave a mess like that in a communal living area, after all. And you definitely shouldn’t leave your roommate’s pet shivering, injured and bleeding back in its cage for her to find.
After taking in the mess that her rabbitfucking roommate left behind, she checked out Able’s room. Any doubts that she might have had going into his room that he was a rabbitfucker were shattered when she found a used condom with rabbit fur on it in a trash can. Pretty solid evidence of rabbitbuggery there, yes sir.
Abel Aguirre was arrested and charged with animal cruelty.
And, of course, he insisted on a jury trial.
According to one jury member, who had to listen to the testimony of the people who had caught the rabbitfucker:
My jaw hit the floor.
We’re guessing Abel was hoping for a fellow rabbitfucker to be on the jury, but he was out of luck. Just normal people on the jury, people who are pretty much unsympathetic with rabbitfuckers. Especially as Jake Wark, the Suffolk County District Attorney’s Office spokesman, revealed that the rabbit died shortly after being raped of causes unrelated to it being raped.
It died of a broken heart.
That sounds about right for a normal person’s response to hearing about rabbitfucking.
Abel was found guilty of animal abuse. We’re waiting to see what kind of sentence he gets.
Just for further reference for all you rabbitfuckers out there, the phrase is “Fuck like rabbits.” Pay special attention to the word “Like,” please. Don’t cross it out and go with what’s left.
Abel Aguirre is facing a possible sentence of 2 years in prison and a $2500 fine. With time served, you can be sure this rabbitfucker will be out in the Spring, running around one of the many fields you can see in Chelsea
Does Abel Aguirre deserve Hell?
- Yes (88%, 883 Votes)
- Nope (12%, 117 Votes)
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I can’t even comprehend this story. I cried when I re-homed my rabbits when I could no longer provide them with an adequate home..I can’t imagine what’s going through this poor womans head :(
Gosh damn, are you kidding me? What the hell possesses you to fuck a rabbit?
… Okay, what the hell possess you to do half the shit and more that people have done on this site.
But seriously.
Come on, what the hell is wrong with this guy?
Can’t get any tail of your own species? Really now…
Does he live in Wisconsin? I found a myspace for that name
Really? SERIOUSLY???
If he’s that twisted about what to do with his penis, he really shouldn’t have one. They need to hack it off, frame it and make him hang it on the wall of his cell as a constant reminder that he struck out with the entire human race, and couldn’t even make it with lower life forms.
That poor rabbit. I’m honestly sorry it lived past the first thrust. What a horrible way to go.
Oh, he’s going to Hell alright.
I’m not a vegan, nor do I subscribe to PETAs views, but you don’t treat little innocent animals like that.
You don’t have to be a vegan or a PETA member to care about animals.
Ya know sooner or later he’ll do that to a little kid !THEN they’ll throw his ass in prison.I always say “forwarned is forarmed”so why not take this as a forwarning? Shoot him.Just shoot him. He’s worthless ,hopeless,and useless. Not to mention a serious threat!RID THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100% agreed. I don’t even have words after reading this story. This is just sickening. There is no way this POS is going to contribute anything worthwhile or positive to this world. I mean, the fact that he even thought about doing this & then went through with it….
I say, just place a sawed off shotgun to his groin, fire away & let him bleed to death – slowly.
What a sick disgusting freak-just do the world a favor and let him try to screw a grizzly bear next time. And if anyone tells me that on no he will be forgiven if he just repents I we are the evil ones going to hell for judging him I am going to puke
FYI, you don’t have to be a member of PETA to be sick about this. I don’t particularly like kids all that much, but I’m horrified when they’re harmed in any way.
I Googled Abel Aguirre and several people came up. Every single dude with this name looks utterly creepy. It’s so strange.
This is an incredibly dangerous person and he deserves life for this. He won’t get it, but he deserves it.
You’re right about the creepy name thing.
My money’s on result number 3 in a Google image search, though. That guy totally did it.
Yeah, that guys is really creepy looking. Two is a runner up, though.
do u guys believe in this well i dont cauze it culd just be crap that his roomate started well if u guys do believe in this then keep going talk bull cauze u guys shouldnt keep writing backup stories i lov animals 2 but just thhink wat ur wishing for a person may happen to u like they say ‘wat ever goes around comes around’
are you serious? This is a real incident. It was in newspapers. THERE ARE COURT DOCUMENTS FOR CHRISTS SAKE! Use your head for something other than a hairy hat-rack. The cases on here are researches before they are posted. Nice try at sounding like you know what you are talking about…too bad it failed miserably
Since I lost my chinchilla in September (RIP, Chico), the picture on this article really made me sad before I even read the thing. Same face.
Let’s form a posse and go do unspeakable things to Abel Aguirre.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yah? I think. ???? WTF? A rabbit? What in the hell is this world coming to? I would say thank God it wasn’t a kid but……
I think I puked a little when I read this..
Right there with ya mulch….ewwww
Hey Abel – it’s fuck LIKE a rabbit – but keep the rabbit picture, I am sure that someone this evil would do harm to my screen if his immage appeared on it.
Reading the other comments, I must agree, today a rabbit, tomorrow a child. But what makes it worst is the savage nature of the crime – it’s obvious that he does not care about the suffering he inflicts OR he may enjoy it. Will his first child victim suffer the same fate as the rabbit???????
“And, of course, he insisted on a jury trial.”
Note to people who enjoy disgusting things: don’t expect the rest of us to take it easy on you in a jury trial. If you enjoy smearing limburger cheese all over your nether parts, screwing dead people, fisting, piercing your privates, blow-up dolls, picking your nose in public and eating the boogers, etc. etc., don’t you dare pick a jury of normal people to hear all about it. Keep it between you and a judge. It’ll definitely go easier for you.
then again look at Raipher Pelligrino – the atty. He used a big word and convinced a jury that two rapers (yes just 1 “p”) were innocent because they slept thru their crimes. So if there is a big word for “animal fucking” which then makes it a sexual preference and he gets a homosexual on the jury who is sensitive to discrimination issues, this guy may have a chance.
The atty. will try and link XXXX with homsexulaity as a sexual preference, and if even 1 juror buys this horseshit, then more unaceptable behavior will be tolerated in this landof “case law”.
i swear to god, the things people are willing to be convicted of and go to jail over… smh and lol. wtf?
URGH, No others words needed!
vbecky: “If he’s that twisted about what to do with his penis, he really shouldn’t have one. They need to hack it off, frame it and make him hang it on the wall of his cell as a constant reminder that he struck out with the entire human race, and couldn’t even make it with lower life forms.”
NO SHIT! ITA. The POS assbag rabbitfucker! Who the fuck looks at a rabbit and wants to fuck it? You can’t even SEE its bits. (Ok I am SO guessing there, but really, it might as well be a mouse yeah?) I hope somebody with a 3 foot frank gets friendly with him in county. Piece of SHIT!!
Ha Ha! What a dumb motherf! Come on Abel, really? A rabbit? How do you get a hard on from a rabbit? Man you are a sick motherf! That poor little rabbit. How horrible. What if a gigantic organism raped you Abel? Like a kodiak bear. Wouldn’t that be fitting. Now the punishment should include a forehead tattoo describing what he did forever relishing him with squeals, laughter, and shame from other people he meets for the rest of his deprave life. Although this is an absolutely disgusting wrong crime you have to admit it is also kinda funny! Come on man, really? You dumb rabbit fucker. Also how do you look at yourself in the mirror dude?
this fucker needs to be fed LSD and strapped up Clockwork Orange style with his eyes forced open and made to watch this video on a constant loop so he can think about what he’s done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MODq81_cDKI
OMG, Stormy! Best cartoon ever! Haven’t seen that since I was a wee one! lol
I can’t watch that shit man…….it’s absolutely fucking devastating and i end end up weeping like a little girl
Oh good lord, me too. I also tear up when Charlotte dies in ‘Charlotte’s Web’. Screw you for bringing all that back, Stormy! Screw you right in the butthole!!!
lmao…right in the ass…..
It’d just give him a boner.
I think he should go to prison, where all the inmates dress up like big fucking rabbits and hump HIM until HE dies….sicko. I’ll never be able to watch Buggs Bunny again, ‘What’s up, Doc?’
Why do I read this site while eating breakfast?
I don’t understand the condom. I mean, I have to wonder what was going through his head at that point. “Do you think this rabbit is on birth control? To hell with it, all rabbits lie, so I’ll bring one just in case. Besides if it’s not feelin me the way I’m feelin it…don’t wanna leave behind any DNA!!”
ROFLMMFAO!!!
After one or two keyboards, Janey has learnt not to have any liquid or solids around the computer when she signs on to pysih :)
i pop back in for a visit, and this is what i see. aye yi yi. i’m going back to facebook. but i’ll be sure to send you a friend request when i get there lol
I used to tell this joke because I had a rabbit. I named my rabbit “Chunks” so I could tell people “I got so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks. It was really hard, he kept kicking me in the face with his furry feet when he would get excited.”
It was just a joke…what the hell is wrong with this guy?
He should be commended for wearing a condom.
Man oh man…Man oh man oh man……I’m….speechless……
ive got a little 1 yr old tom kitty named chopper,and if he can get on my nerves at times.hell he even looks at me like,FUCKU,LOL,somtimes.but if any 1 ever did this kind of shit to him.they had better hope the cops get to them before i do.
Bo,Congrat’s on your new little guy, and I hope the two of you have happy years together. i love kitties. My husband and I have two and they’re the light of my life.
IF there is a heaven and IF I’m ever admitted there (highly doubtful) it’s going to be a very special kind of place. St. Peter is going to let me pick and choose among every shitstain who’s ever deliberately hurt an animal, and lock us in a room where I can proceed to beat the shit out of them.
In between beatdowns I get to hang out with the animals and be their pal :)
HEAVEN, HERE I COME! (bnetter start shaping up)
Again, Bo, loves to your tomkitty and take care.
hey E if u 2 are on face book,look for me under waylon.im the bald headed dude with shades on lookin real kicked back,lol.
:-) I’m not on Facebook, but if I were, I would look you up!
Hey E can I be in that heaven to?? If anyone ever hurt my two babies and my puppy…actually I probably wouldn’t end up in heaven…lol….No One fucks with my babies…No One..
Come on along! There’s room for everyone. Except I get first crack at Cheyenne Cherry.
..Nuh uh…she’s mine….I got plans in place for that biachhh….lol
Tell you what Janey, I’ll fight you for her. We’ll have a rousing game of Tug of War. Or there’s the old chicken wishbone game. Whoever’s left with “the bigger half” wins.
For some unknown reason my head went straight to tennis raquets…lol…(and not nail gun which is suprising…lol) game of tennis then E ? :)
Sure y not! We can have all kindsa fun with that nasty twat. Have to put on our HAZMAT gear first though. Probably all kinda cooties and foulness living on that.
Go with your feelings. Let them out. go with them…..
Am I first in line to do the deed? I have just the tool for the job. It’s an old Buck knife my dad gave me when I joined the Boy Scouts. Rusty and very dull. As a smoker I get “winded” after a short time so I’ll plan 3 hours for the job. He will never sexually assult a rabbit again.
The knife really ment more to me than I thought. I had completly forgotten about it. I remember my dad giving it to me and then giving me a class about how to take care of it and how to handle it. Damn good memory of my father. I brought the knife home with me and I have it soaking in diesel and I’ll clean it up this weekend with my daughter. When it’s done I’ll give it to her.
I think putting him a cage with a horny elephant might be a more fighting punishment for his crimes.
fitting*
Seriously? Dude is horny, sees a rabbit, and not only is he sick enough to want to bugger the poor thing, he also lacks that little “this is a really, really horrible idea” voice and decides to go through with his fucked up plan? Did he honestly think that he could rape a small animal and not have anyone realize something was up? I can’t even wrap my mind around what this guy must have been thinking — and I think that’s probably a good thing; I certainly don’t want to be able to relate in any way to rabbit-rapists. Sick fuck.
The idea of this guy going to jail and being known as the rabbit-fucker makes me feel a bit better about all of this. I doubt his fellow inmates will be particularly receptive to the idea of a guy who raped a rabbit to death. Send him to jail, judge.
I really don’t know why….but the only thing that comes to mind is greyhounds…..greyhounds chasing a bunny….but they are trying to kill it…not fuck the damn thing…..I mean Seriously??…lol
the dumbfuck needs a blowup doll.or a blowjob from a tarantula.
…The tarantula sounds way better than than the doll…lol
This still makes me sad. Poor thing. The law just doesn’t protect animals. I’m in Chicago, and just the other day an off duty police officer shot a neighbors German Shepherd. She claims out of self defense but witnesses say the dog was friendly and about 20 feet away from her at the time. The thing that bothered me most is, she shot the dog in the head multiple times. I always assumed officers were trained to go for mass in self defense shootings. She shot that poor dog to kill then moments later responding officers handed the owner of the German Shepherd a ticket for not having renewed her pet license. The cop who shot the dog doesn’t have a license for her pug either, but she didn’t get a ticket.
Of course nothing will happen to her, and what happens to Abel is small potatoes compared to the brutality he enacted.
I wonder if the law should punish more for brutal activity and not focus so much on who suffered the brutal activity, when it comes to punishment. No doubt that animal suffered a mortifying, painful death. What he did was just as brutal as if it had been done to a human being, if not more.
One can wish there where better laws for all animals, all over the world (they suck down my end too)….
just in the local rag someone left 2 pets in the house they vacated, by the time the smell had gone through to the neighbour, way to late to save those poor pets.
As it says in the rag, it will take alot for the RSPCA to proof anything if they want to procede with the case and that ‘ticks’ me of to no end….grrr
That’s something I don’t understand. If you’re going to abandon a house and leave the animals and you’re too damn lazy to call an animal rescue at least let them outside so they can find food and water.
I know animal rescues will help in a pinch, I had to leave the state I was in unexpectedly and move across the country with little to no warning and I couldn’t take my 2 cats with me.I didn’t have time to find them a good home and didn’t want to take them to a shelter for any reason (I’d just as soon let them fend for themselves outside!) and I put up a craigslist ad explaining my situation, that night a very nice woman from a reputable rescue in the area came and took them home and kept me updated on their situation until they got adopted.
To Harley Quinn,
So sorry you had to move unexpectedly out of state but that doesn’t give you the right to dump your cats. Pets are a lifetime commitment!!!! Wokld you leave your kids also if you had to move unexpectedly? Even more troubling…”I didn’t want to bring them to a shelter. I would have rather let them out to fend for themselves.”. You are so incredibly selfish and ignorant. Since you are so irresponsible, I pray you don’t have anymore pets because you’ll dump them, too if they don’t suit your lifestyle. When I moved without much notice from LA to Chatleston, I packed up my pets and brought them all with because again, they are a lifetime commitment!!! The worst thing you can do is post free animals on craigslist. Pitbull baiters pick up free cats and dogs all the time and tell you they’ll adopt them out. Sure, they keep in touch with you and then let you know they’ve been adopted by someone wonderful. I should know; I worm for the ASPCA! You are a complete idiot. There is really something wrong with people like you who treat animals the way you did. Shame!!!
The ASPCA really did pick the right worm for the job.
The ASPCA must be proud to have someone so devoid of tact and reading comprehension “worming” for them. If you read all of Harley Quinn’s post, she says that she did put an ad in craigslist, but she left her cats with a REPUTABLE animal rescue group. “Reputable” means that she checked them out and made sure that they did what they said they did before she left her cats with them. Just as there are people trolling craigslist for animals to use for horrible things, there are good people reading craigslist to try to help out people who need to find new homes for their pets.
Even though pets are a lifetime commitment, finding them a good home when one cannot care for them anymore or feels that the stress of moving them across the country would do them more harm than good is the RESPONSIBLE thing to do.
Am I the only one who has trouble posting in this thread?
Apparently it’s fixed. Imagine that.
Thank the lordy for that, I was about to go drown myself in the pool when I couldn’t get on the site…lol..(well the bath tub at least since I don’t have a pool..lol)
I still can’t post my revenge fantasy about this guy. :( I think this website objects to my use of the terms “Love Ewe” and “Concrete” in conjunction.
or hows bout a bat covered with hair and rusty barbed wire,right up his ass.
Why am I more disgusted by the hair than the rusty barbed wire? Yeesh!
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. This has got to be one of the most disgusting things i have read in a long time. I wonder how this idiot is going to feel when its his time to get raped in jail.
Everyone has already said what I want to say, which is generally “Huh?”
Just when you think the worst has already been done, someone gets popped for something like this. I’d hunt, kill and eat a rabbit, and a lot of people tell me I’m wrong for that. At least I draw a line there…
I didn’t want to comment on this story, because it’s just disgusting that someone would do this to such a poor, defenseless little animal. I have tried to find the picture of this guy on the internet, with no luck.
I too, want to see the face of the sick and demented person who would so such a thing.
At least we know the bunny went to Heaven.
I say let this fucker rot in Hell for all eternity.
Where to go with this one… What kind of human being bangs a cute sad-eyed little bunny?
This guy can’t be locked up; it is a waste of tax payers money to help someone like this thrive. We as a population should refuse to spend our money food & shelter for these human pieces of shit – I’ve got a better idea.
A simple solution for anyone that rapes any living breathing being, should be as follows: Lop their cock off. If its a woman doing the raping – lop off her goodies too.
Cheap and effective :)
Why not fuck your hand? or a cantaloupe? no?
He has got to be one ugly dude! Why else would he be that hard up to rape a bunny.
He has got to be one brainless dude! Why else would he leave any kind of evidence.
Sounds easy enough to get rid of the evidence of that his roommate found.
Don’t get me wrong I love bunnies, and I am glad he was caught! Damn what an idiot!
what makes this case even worse is that it’s a known fact that people who start out hurting animals in this way, are more prone to commit similar crimes against human beings.
If some sick bastard did this to any of my cats, I’d have him tied to a tree, put honey on his junk and invite a hill of fire ants, a few wild chimpanzees and a couple of grizzlies over to do what they want. That’d fix him!
O-M-G!!!
I love animals and stories like this make me simultaneously angry and sad. If this EVER happened to one of my babies, this guy wouldn’t make it to prison.. cuz I would cut off his junk and let him bleed to death.
I can’t believe this… actually, I can, but wow… really? that poor bunny :( I feel so bad. the only sense of justice I get out of this is he will end up being someones bunny in prison(if the judge sends him there) and hopefully he will die of a broken asshole…
RIP Mr. Bunny… you didn’t deserve such nastiness.
Reported in the Boston Herald:
Animal lovers be warned – this report is not for the squeamish.
Abel Aguirre, 38, of Chelsea was convicted yesterday of animal cruelty for having sex with his roommate’s rabbit, the Suffolk County District Attorney’s Office said. He faces up to 2 years in the House of Correction and a $2,500 fine at sentencing today.
Aguirre assaulted the rabbit June 1, 2008, district attorney spokesman Jake Wark said. Aguirre’s roommate told investigators she came home and found blood and clumps of rabbit fur on the bathroom floor and a claw belonging to the bunny. In Aguirre’s room, she found a used condom with rabbit fur on it. The rabbit was injured and bleeding.
“My jaw hit the floor,” one juror said about the disturbing testimony. The rabbit has died, but not of its injuries, Wark said.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20100108chelsea_rabbit_rapist_convicted_of_cruelty/
Sad story but i laughed my ass off reading it. Good job admin.
Hey Dude, what are you in for? Oh, I raped a rabbit………WTF!!! Hope he gets screwed worse than the carnage he left behind…
lilmisssunshine: “the only sense of justice I get out of this is he will end up being someones bunny in prison.”
LOL! hellyeah.
Rabbits scream when they are hurt or frightened, and I have no doubt that this rabbit was both hurt and frightened. If he could continue raping the rabbit while it was screaming, it says a lot about what he’ll be doing in the future.
Watch out for this SOB. He’ll be back.
I laughed out of sheer horror and disgust and for lack of being able to find a more fitting reaction…that is literally the absolutely most disgusting thing i have ever heard! The good news is this…if he gets prison time for his crimes, he has to carry his “papers” on him and fellow inmates will check why he is incarcerated. naturally they will be curious why he got so much time for animal cruelty and when they find out he is such a disgusting nasty waste of space i am sure they will treat him they way they would treat the other low life pieces of crap that thankfully end up in prison…all i have to say is don’t drop the soap, and no…that’s not a rabbit in your ass
Hey admin! There’s no fields in Chelsea, it’s in the ghettos of Boston. lol
soooo do u guys believe in diz?????????????
Well, if you can give an English translation of what you attempted to say, we’ll let you know.
i mean like do u guys believe in this story well im just sayin this can be fake
This story was reported by many reliable media outlets. Yes, it’s most deffinitely true. Click some of the links posted in other responses to this story. If this wasn’t a true story, there would be something about it in the media at this point. And I’m pretty sure legal action would be taken by Abel Aguirre.
I think it’s funny that your first exposure to bestiality is on PYSIH. People are sick. Hopefully you don’t ever learn how sick.
Actually spoke with someone who lives in Chelsea today. He stated that it is indeed true, Abel Aguirre is a rabbit fucker. And I am gonna take him at his word, being that he lives on the same street as the bastard.
How did Dreamin Demon put it? Ah yes, Aguirre was “charged with porking his room mate’s rabbit.” Nice.
….What?
A rabbit? Really? Ew. Poor rabbit. Talk about animal cruelty.
Why not get a hooker? I mean,at least you’re not raping a rabbit….
Shame on you,Abel Aguirre,shame on you.
PETAs statement on the incident went something like this:
Give the guy some credit, he wore a condom.
It’ll be way sicker if there’s no condom involved.
i think it’s fucked up he didn’t even buy the poor thing dinner.
i don’t think anything about this is funny,
however i am consisering using “rabbitfucker” as a new insult.