Max’s Crash And Burn
Due to circumstances beyond my control, my PC had a major meltdown Tuesday morning. I’m in the process of replacing the damaged hard drive and hopefully recovering all the important data from my backup discs. Until then I wll be pretty scarce, and you guys will be on your own. It should only be a couple of days at most before I’m online again for good (right now I’m borrowing my daughter Megan’s laptop – How do people use these little fucking keyboards man?).
-Max
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*sobbing* what will we do without our fearless leader???
Right when I join up, you have technical difficulties?! I must be bad luck.
Come on now, Max. We’re starving to death out here without fresh PYSIH meat. Man up and pound us out a story on that little toy laptop keyboard.
ON OWN??? WE ARE ON OWN??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Dare I say…….PARTAY!
OK here’s the rules the ladies must get undressed. The men will drink beer and judge. I will naturally have the final say.
When the cat is away, the mice will play! Game on!
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I have submitted my boobs for your approval! LOL
I got the booty shake going on!
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My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard…
Damn I hate that song. What was I thinking? Now it will be stuck in my head.
…..Damn right, it’s better than yours. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge….. Thanks!! Now, it stuck in mine, Mada. LOL ;)
Hey, where’d mines go?
I feel so…….alone….
You realize that the survival of our species depends on you updating this blog, right? *sighs* Okay. I’ll handle all further procreation until you get back. Should make my husband happy.
Being the only American living and working in German I call FIRST!
You know, totally off topic and all, but how do you estimate the reading time? lol Max, you’ve got some slow ppl in your flock (me being one of them.) You should have the “Speed Readers’ time” the “Average Readers’ Time” and the “Special Ed Readers’ Time.” ;)
Or
Private School Education
Public School Education
Drop Out
lol… Funny man, you are.
Ok PYSIH’ers – Here’s where I get my fix when there’s no new PYSIH meat. dreamindemon.com
It’s just little blurbs about cases, but at PYSIH Max gives AWESOME write ups, so don’t abandon PYSIH!
Just use it to get your fix then when Max comes back with the drugs, we’ll all be ok.
That’s why I love my new job. No shortage of morons on a Navy Base… Love being PoPo Dispatch!
No shortage of morons in the navy. But in the Army……
Naaa I won’t go there..
Hey! Watch it buddy! LOL…. Kidding, used to that kind of talk, my sister’s married to a Marine. Ooorah!, but my dad (God rest him) did 22 in the Army. IMO, anyone serving, no matter the branch (they all rock =)) is a hero. Thanks for your service, Mulch!
I loveeeeeeee NCIS….can I be included in the ‘family’??….:)
and psssst steph…pssst..come to fb got somethin to tell ya…lol
The joy of being a nurse is being privy to in the flesh, live and up close moronic behavior on a daily basis! Usually perpetrated by the doctors we work for.
shhhh…did i say that out loud?
I tried to go over there for my true crime fix while Max is away. I had to leave after a half hour of browsing. Blurbs didn’t satisfy my lust. And, WAY too many spelling/grammatical errors for my taste. Max is always so meticulous and detail oriented. Plus, the comments over there were so…blah.
It was like drinking a beer, when you really want a glass of champagne.
What I did notice though is how MANY of these degenerate crimes are committed in Florida. Wow. Amazing. I lived in New York City for 30 years and never was I privy to this much garbage and low life skankism as I have been since moving to the armpit of the United States known as Florida. Ugh.
I’ll wait for Max. Thanks anyway!
hey maybe these floridians are just dumbasses… im sure it goes on everywhere, but we just don’t hear about it- or they don’t get caught.
I live in Miami, and I dont hear about these sort of crazy ass things down here. It must be northern florida.
Oh, there is a WHOLE other crime element in Miami that is never heard of and rarely spoken of. LOL Lived in Miami (Sunny Isles now) for a LONG time.
Yes, it is Central Florida mainly that houses all the pigs and degenerates. How I find myself here is beyond me.
I need to claw my way back to New York City…fast.
LOL. I was about to say something similiar, CP, right before reading your post! Has to be central Florida! I just moved from there after 23 yrs. Not saying all Floridians, but there are a bunch of fucktards where I came from, stuck in a rutt with nasty attitudes. Had to get away. I’m in NC now, but am making a move to NY next month! *cheesing* Upstate though, but I can’t wait to visit the city!!
You’re going to love NY, Steph. Like no other place in the world. The city is breathtaking, especially at night. The place is positively electric and you will meet the craziest people with the best hearts.
I may be living in Florida now (God help me) but my heart and soul is firmly planted in NYC. I spent 30 years of my life there…it’s in my blood.
Aww I live in Florida. Flori-DUH.
Seriously, I’m originally from Maryland and I feel like Idiots are everywhere, no state preference. lol
Florida is the arm~pit of the country and Massachusetts is the skidmark on the underpants of life… >:) lol
LMAO….. Max is a pimp! Do it, pimp daddy! =P
Dad, last time I checked, I’m the one who lent you her laptop, not Megan. Major brain lapse on your part, huh? =P
Don’t worry, I’m not mad. You’ve expressed on this site many times that you’re nuts.
Amanda
Sounds like the old man is over 40……..
Keep the laptop.
Tell Megan you have no idea what she’s talking about. Tell Amanda you have no idea what she’s talking about. Let them fight over it.
Tell them you got mugged (by negroes – that makes it believable) and the laptop was stolen by illegal Mexicans that have no business driving drunk in MY COUNTRY, goddammit. That’s a right reserved for middle-aged white Republicans, that, and maybe a Senate Page or two.
Anyways—deny everything–keep the laptop.
You’ll get used to it. Right now I’m using one of those little Acer things from Wal-Mart. You can read my writing just fine. Okay, I lied about the Acer, but an HP desktop isn’t much different. You’re just getting back at me for not posting very often, aren’t you – I still check in at least once a day. I’ve been busy – nobody wants to read my psychotic ramblings anyway. You’re the important one.
It’s time for Amagan to pay you back for everything. After all you’ve done for them. If they get mad and resentful, you can have my kids – my kids are pretty much, umm, okay or something. You’ll be proud to……..to call them your own. Sure you will. They probably won’t get you a laptop, but they’re……kids……..a boy and 3 girls, I’ll throw in a son-in-law but I getta keep the grandbaby. You can have the dog, too. I get the cats.
Max, don’t leave me. I’m scared.
You really just made me laugh out loud.
lol @ Mulch. Yeah, loads of idjits in my branch of the armed forces. SO what do I get to do? I don’t let anyone accuse me of being a lady, lol. hahahaha. Yeah, can’t sleep, so posting on pysih. *to self* Man do I have issues!
naaa ya aint got issues. You a squid! You are an issue!!! :)
Not a squid, dude… I am not an underwater creature that consumes Marine life forms. lol Total Devil Dog Fish. (Attached to a Marine battalion for the first two years of my career.)
Day 2 of Max’s Crash and Burn. I’ve got the PYSIH dt’s. I’m now roaming websites that I have no business looking at. Hurry up, Max, before someone notices and I get fired.
I feel ya
well that just sucks… what will i do… well i guess i can start reading old cases again.. i think the last time i checked i was on like page 88 or 90…
i had a mini acer, and if you have smaller fingers- it isn’t that hard LOL.
now i have a big acer laptop lol..
Well what am I supposed to do at work now, Max???
I would update, but I actually have to work at my day job now.
You can quit your day job and get a paper route with the World Herald.
Or maybe McDonald’s – I hear they offer flexible scheduling.
I’ll give you $10.00 to come shovel the snow off my sidewalk.
Lowe’s and Home Depot will be hiring temps for their Garden Centers and I’m sure Wal-Mart will let you do night stocking if you can pass a drug test.
Driving a cab is a fun and easy way to make money, plus you could get Cricket Wi-Fi and have full computer access anywhere in the metro. You could update while you’re waiting for your next fare at the airport.
Any more lame excuses Mr. ‘I Gotta Work My Day Job’?
Besides, we all know damn well you are making some serious bank on the coffe mugs – why you gotta be acting this way?
ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!
Maxwell Kitten… you must get your problem resolved, posthaste. Yes, I am still lurking, having to sit on my hands at times to keep from posting, but I just don’t have the time right now =(
But still, I need the fix, and besides, it gives me case histories to apply my abnormal psyche studies to.
Love you guys and hope you get the puter fiximatated soon!