Alright All You Bad Little Kittens – I’m Back
Well, after hours on the phone with Dell Technical Service, a lot of time wasted chasing my tail, being told my hard drive was totally corrupted and all data on it was lost, and a healthy dose of PFM (Pure Fucking Magic), I managed to salvage my hard drive without losing very much data at all. All I have to say is it’s a good thing I didn’t take the the techs word that my drive was trashed as the gospel truth, but instead took a few minutes to try out some things I picked up while troubleshooting with him on the phone before reformatting the entire thing, or I really would have lost everything.
But I shouldn’t complain too much. I did end up getting a brand new hard drive out of the deal, fully loaded with all the OEM software Dell puts in their new computers. Life is beautiful after all.
I’ll start working on a new story for the site ASAP. I hear Brittany Deanne Schuetz was convicted recently – that’s very good news – and there’s never a shortage of new dirtbags to add to our All-Star team. Thanks to all of you that hung in there during my downtime. You’re the best, and you guys know I love you all.
Especially you VCBecky…I love you most of all. LOL.
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The pic looks like there’s a lot of un-neutered males in the area.
Women like to refer to neutering as “fixed”, BUT if something is working properly and is then altered, it’s “Broken”!
LMAO….true, Fred, but woman call it ‘fixed’ becuase the man is then unable to reproduce and let’s face it, with some of ya’ll that’s a blessing! Problem solved, therefore it’s…fixed. Hehehe. =P
Max: glad you’re back!!
You were missed. :)
I was having Max withdrawals…
Big kittycat welcome to Max.
**gasping** Oh…dear….gawd…. THANK YOU!!!
It felt so lonely and wrong to come here and just wait for you… LOL
That’s right, and don’t you forget how that felt…hehe :>)
Oh bullshit, your computer wasn’t broken. You probably went on some romantic weekend getaway with your wife. Eeewww, all kissy-kiss and oh I wuv ooo snookems and smoochie face. Leave us all hangin’ for the whole fucking weekend. That’s fucked up. Dude, you need to pull your head outta your ass and get your priorities staight. You’ll end up kissing yourself right out of a job. Admin doesn’t need to put up with this kinda crap.
But, just in case I’m wrong (I’m not), good to see you back. Now get to work.
Brother, at this stage in my marriage, successfully repairing a major failure in my computer while spending less than 20 dollars IS my idea of kissy-kiss and oh I wuv ooo snookems and smoochie face, if you get my drift.
I will now attempt to return my ass into gear.
Ready……Shift!
My ass has successfully shifted back into gear.
Thank you for your patience.
Gotcha – good to see you back and I’m glad your wife is kind enough to share you with us. And I’m glad your absence was only because of a computer problem.
Now, I best be getting back finishing up the drywall in the kitchen so the cabinets can be rehung or I can promise you there will be no kissy-kiss and smootchie face for me.
Love ya
replied like a true geek…..
The geekiest, Fred old buddy.
Fred – embrace the geekiness – I’ll bet that’s all you need – an embrace – a hug. Awww, Fweddie needs a wittle huggie. C’mon Fred, let’s hug – everybody? Fred needs a hug – Group Hug – -C’mon Fred……..Fred?……
C’mere Fred – aww-Fwed is woobie woobie woobie. I love you Fred.
Crap, solvents used to clean up PL 200 Construction Adhesive. Shouldv’e read warning label….. I think I’m wasted………….. I need Pink Floyd ……….Doritos……………….I’ll be driving to Taco Bell now.
puff…puff…PASS, M EFFER! lol….. *wink*
Shew! Finally! I can stop singing Barry Manilow’s ‘All By Myself’ now!!!….my jaw hurts……
Haha…not sure how that happened…my above comment was supposed to be on it’s own and not another reply to Fred’s….oh well! =) Sup Fred! ;)
I been thinking and singing that song myself for days steph-ann…until i chucked it through the window before it completely drove me nuts….trying to think of a new song to calm the nerves..lol…
… BAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I love you too Max! Hehe. Welcome back Mr. Kitty!
Yay… we are back on.
Anway, for anyone whose wondering…. as a update for the Officer Kern trial. Officer Kern and his two co-defendants were found not guilty this afternoon…
BTW, love the kitty police line up.. the little one loox like my niece <3
Hoorah, hoorah!! Glad you’re back and even more pleased that you listened to your inner feline and fixed the ‘pooter yourself. ;-)
Sometimes those computer ‘help’ people are more like Dogbert than I care to think about.
I am also glad to know I wasn’t the only one just aimlessly drifting and waiting for you to get back on-line.
oh how wonderful :) call it karma? maybe. either way, i am glad you are back too :D
Welcome back Max x
well shit. I was hoping I’D be Max’s ain true love! :(
lol
The new PYSIH.com forums are now up. I’d recommend registering your particular name/handle if you have an attachment to it.
Explore.
Finally!
Hey there Max glad you are up and running!!
Dude! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
You could have somehow gotten ahold of me. What do I do to earn my tax money? Yes SIR I fix the computers of people who break them. Good for me that there is never a shortage…..
Good that yer back up and running. No go do a complete backup sothat when the drive goes completly tits up you can just replace it no probs.
It’s even worse when one knows this and lets it happen anyway Mulch. I knew I needed to back up my drive, but I always put it off, and it nearly bit me on the ass, in a very expensive way. I still lost research and bookmarks that can’t be replaced without a ton of work. The good news is I bought myself a brand new Iomega external 500 gig HD to use as a backup drive, delivered yesterday. The Dell tech is bringing me my new system drive today, by which time I’ll have recovered everything of value off my old drive.
I fucked myself pretty good, and if I didn’t have a decent knowledge of the workings of a PC, it could have been ten times worse. I feel sorry for folks who only know how to turn one on.
I appreciate the offer of help more than you know Mulch. Especially since the Dell tech I talked to on the phone tried to tell me my drive was trashed and I’d never recover anything.
Meow! Meow! Rowr! Meow!
Missed ya, Max. Have grown fond.
Glad Ya back my friend, I missed ya so much I just had to go get another kitten…lol..and it’s all your fault…so dont leave again otherwise I’m gonna end up with the same amount as you and the mrs…lol
Missed you too Janey – Nice to hear you picked up another furry little beastie. Our three little ones are 7 months old now, which is like the teenage years for human kids. Sometime I think they’re deaf, because they’ve gotten so good at ignoring us when they’re misbehaving and we’re yelling at them to stop whatever it is they’re doing. They aren’t allowed on the kitchen counters, which means to them that they should take every opportunity to jump up there and knock as many things as possible onto the floor before we can get to them. Mick isn’t so bad, but Iggy and Sophie are out of their minds right now. Then they like to run through the house at break neck speed chasing each other – usually they get three of four of the other cats to join the stampede – let me tell you, you better get the hell out of the way, or you will get trampled. They knock TV trays over, scatter their food dishes & water dishes all over the kitchen, and run me over if I’m sleeping on the couch.
Some day I’m gonna get a Rotweiller – I swear to God I will. Then we’ll see who’s running this house. LOL.
cats are evil little animals sent to Earth by Satan to steal our souls and attack my feet at night.
No I am not a cat person.
My girlfriends and I have 3 rats. Gracie, Alice and Zoe. All fine animals with different skills. Gracie is like the search dog. When we are looking for one of the other rats we call her name and Gracie will find her.
Alice is the politician. She gets in between Zoe and Gracie when fighting breaks out.
Zoe is the queen. She wants to be treated as such. Funny to watch sometimes.
It’s funny you should mention rats Mulch. My cat Smudge is a mutant who is the love child of a cat/rodent romance. He has this goofy overbite that makes him look like a gerbil with pointy ears and a meow that can break windows for a two block radius.
We’re kin of soul mates, me and Smudgey – his medical file is nearly as fat as mine and we’re both living on borrowed time. For the first couple of days we had him it was touch and go whether he’d even make it to our house – he was so sick that I took him straight to the vet and he spent a week in intensive care before we ever brought him home. I’m a sucker for animals that are suffering, and he was lying in the corner dying when we went to pick out a kitten. That was almost 9 years ago, and the little bugger is 17 pounds of lazy, good for nothing feline now, but he does sleep on my lap at night, so at least he knows what side his bread his buttered on – LOL.
LoL My husband is sooooooooooo not a cat person either, and we do have 1 cat. Her name is Moans- sure you can figure out why lol. Well anyways, she’s psycho! My 3 year old son tortured her every chance he got when she was a kitten, and now she like randomly attacks your feet when you walk by, or she’ll like slap you as you walk by ahha it’s too funny. She doesn’t moan anymore, thank goodness- but the name stuck. She is a very cool lookin cat too, like tiger mixed with calico- orange on top of her head. My daughter when we first got her, would swear she needed a bath all the time because it was “poo on her head” lol
She took the kitty back……..waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I think I’m having withdrawals…lol…although Jonesy the 1 yr old hissed at me (not the kitten…me) for three days…the oldest and grumpiest (but my baby all the same) tried to use it as a toy, the dog actually tried to ermmm root it (guess it really does take after its owner…considering they are all girls..smirk)…lol..but there is another that is looking for a home……:)
*Sobbing tears of pure joy* Max, I thought I was gonna go cah-raaaazy! My home pc is out of commission, so I hafta get a new one… Oh, and congrats to me. I moved out of my parents house, hahahaha
Haven’t been on much navycop but glad to see ya back., how did the move go? all good I hope :)
It went pretty smoothly, still gotta get a couch for the living room and a few other things (my home pc included) but I’m happy to be there. 20 minute drive to work, instead of 2 hours.
Congrats squid! Good for you!
Whats wrong with the PC? Maybe I can help before you shell out the cash for a new one. It’s how I pay for beer, rent and all those other things like food.
Shoot me a mail to steffen.caldwell@axa.de with the problem. No promises but maybe I can save ya some cash for a while longer.
Yay! Good news, all! NC is getting a kitty tomorrow!!!!!! My daughter is so excited :D
Ooh! What kind of kitten? What color? Details girl, details – LOL.
Cats are spawns from hell sent here by satan to eat our souls and keep me awake at night attacking my feet.
Oh yeah, that reminds me – I need to email you something. You’ll like this thing…LOL.
Was very cool! I sent it to my girl and she loves it!
Cute kitty. Welcome back