Danny’s just a great guy.
Danny is also a pedophile.
Danny Parker specifically likes little girls. He likes them a lot. He likes them so much that he took pictures of his favorites while they were at church and while they were at camp. And when Danny Parker got home, he savored the little darlings as only a true pedophile can.
In 2009, Danny Parker was caught with pictures he’d created to satisfy his desire to view little girls as sexual objects. Danny had gotten a little creative with his photography, however…a little wily.
Danny had read an interesting case about another pedophile that had gotten caught in his area. This other pedophile, 60-year-old elementary school principal John Stelmack, had been arrested in 2007, sentenced in 2009 and released in 2010 after a judge decided that the specific kind of child porn that Mr. Stelmack had created wasn’t really child porn.
The pictures that Danny masturbated so furiously to consisted of faces of the little girls that he had taken photographs of, which had then been cut from their bodies and pasted onto explicit pictures of adults. Presumably, this allows the pedophile to look deeply into the eyes of his beloved 6-to-12 year old fantasy woman while rubbing one off to a more socially acceptable body.
While Danny Parker had been arrested, convicted and sentenced to 5 years, on the 29th of September, his conviction has now been overturned by the Second District Court of Appeal.
The court ruled that while Parker’s behavior was reprehensible, his actions don’t add up to trafficking in child porn.
The crudely constructed depictions, fortunately, leave no doubt that no child engaged in the sexual conduct. Accordingly, we cannot conclude that Mr. Parker possessed child pornography. The legislature’s words constrain us.
Just so you know, so you can get out and get to collaging.
Does Danny Parker deserve Hell?
- Yes (73%, 494 Votes)
- No (27%, 180 Votes)
Total Voters: 674
94 Comments »