We here at People You’ll See In Hell love e-mail. We get so much of it, and so much of it is…well…like this:
Hello,
Correctional officers deal with scum on a daily basis, much more so than cops do.
Cops arrest the scum and drop it off at the local jail, where they don’t have to deal with that particular scum any further and can go out searching for new scum.
Correctional officers deal with that scum day in and day out until they’re sentenced and taken to prison. Then prison guards have to deal with that scum for long, long, long periods of time - unless the scum is a baby-raping child molester, in which case he’ll usually get out in 5 years or less.
I recently came across a great article written by Joel Stein and published in the Los Angeles Times. In that article, Mr. Stein tells us about his quest for medical marijuana.
Yes, marijuana, that demon weed that corrupts our children, makes them lazy and makes them hungry.
While most of the people in our jail are in for DUI’s or domestic violence charges, there are quite a few who have been arrested and are sitting out a possession of marijuana charge. I can’t really think of a more worthless charge, although loitering comes pretty close. I’d suppose that the two charges would kind of combine for some people who smoke a lot of pot, get tired, take a nap and wake up with a ticket in their shirt for loitering and handcuffs on their wrists for possessing rolling papers.
Sometimes you just don’t feel like getting annoyed at how mankind treats one another.
It’s late and sometimes you just gotta laugh, man.
This made me laugh. Hopefully, it makes you laugh a bit too.
Oh yes, don’t forget The Professor Brothers’ take on JFK:
And of course, Prisoner Christmas:
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While they may be hell-bound, you can be sure at least a few of them will have fun playing poker before they get there.
While looking through our e-mail inbox this morning, we found an interesting message from a friend of ours over at DuplicatePoker.com. While we really, really, really suck at all forms of gambling, we do know that there are quite a few people out there who haven’t realized that they suck yet and are willing to spend large sums of money trying to prove that they don’t suck at poker, blackjack and UNO.
