Today and tomorrow we will be unveiling PYSIH.com v2.0

We did not program it or design it. Someone else did it. They insist that they are not colorblind.

So please forgive us if we don’t post more evil for the next few days. It’s not that we’re lazy. It’s that we’re working behind the scenes to make sure YOU, our beloved reader, has a fulfilling, Hellish experience.

Update:

We’re just about finished with the new theme. Much thanks to our designer for all his help.

If anything is broken or missing, please let us know by using the contact us page.

We here at PYSIH.com get a lot of hate mail.

From now on, instead of responding with a pithy comment and then throwing it away, we’ll post some of them there.

Late? Yes.

We have had a number of e-mails complaining about People You’ll See In Hell.

Complaints are good.

Keep them coming.

Some other things that people complained about:

Novels
“The free access which many young people have to romances, novels, and plays has poisoned the mind and corrupted the morals of many a promising youth; and prevented others from improving their minds in useful knowledge. Parents take care to feed their children with wholesome diet; and yet how unconcerned about the provision for the mind, whether they are furnished with salutary food, or with trash, chaff, or poison?”
- Reverend Enos Hitchcock, Memoirs of the Bloomsgrove Family, 1790

As you might expect from a website called “People You’ll See In Hell,” we do get a number of comments with a biblical element embedded within. Sadly, we have yet to have Buddhists, Hindus, Pastafarians, Scientologists, or adherents to the Zoroastrian faith come onto our free website and post how we’re evil. Christians, yes, we get comments from those people all the time.

Here is a sample of the religious comments that we regularly receive – this one from Joseph Vincent Giongo‘s entry here on People You’ll See In Hell.

If you can read this, you’re lucky.

People You’ll See In Hell had a great December, despite the constant outages caused by too many people visiting and bringing our server down on a regular basis.

Despite that, our audience grew by leaps and bounds during December, with a record 14,000 people visiting in one day. We’re not going to report our traffic numbers any longer, but the trend is basically that each month we have approximately double the amount of visitors as the month before.

Special thanks go out to Glorybug, emergencynurse, DualDenz, Brittany, Kelly and a host of other folks who comment on PYSIH.com nearly every day.

So. Who were the most popular evil people during the month of December?

While this story doesn’t exactly fit with PYSIH.com’s theme, we figured it was worth a mention and maybe a moment of silence, or brief hug for your own children.

On the 7th of January, 2008, after being contacted by apartment managers, police found 43-year-old single mother Janelle Browning and her 21-month-old son, Ezekiel Berry, dead inside Janelle’s apartment.

Apparently Janelle Browning quietly died of natural causes, which left her toddler son to fend for himself for as long as he could. There was evidence that the boy had foraged for food throughout the apartment.

Police believe Janelle Browning died before Christmas because of the fact that unopened presents were still under the Christmas tree.

According to the Seattle Times, despite the high security of the Special Commitment Center (a treatment center for some of the most predatory sexual offenders), they’ve had at least four residents charged with the possession of illegal pornography, and “several others” are being investigated for the same thing.

Now, the SCC doesn’t want to be called a prison. Back in 1990, the treatment center was one of the first in the nation, opened after Washington started using mental-health commitment laws in order to keep sexual offenders after they had finished their prison terms. So, these sexual predators are not “inmates’ – they’re “patients.” Of course, in the years that it has been open, not a single SCC resident has been allowed to have a full and unconditional release.

As you may have noticed, PYSIH.com has been up and down all morning.

This is because too many people are coming here for the server we’re hosted on to handle. According to our stats, we had over 180 people online at the same time today before BlueHost decided that we were using up too many resources on their server and shut us down for a bit.

People You’ll See In Hell needs a dedicated server. Badly. Shared hosting just isn’t cutting it.

Maybe one day, when money falls from the sky and chocolate drops grow on trees.

On the brighter side, People You’ll See In Hell will shortly be sporting a new theme.