Time to pack up the car and the kids and head on home.
With all the stops we’ll be taking, I expect we’ll be home sometime around 4 in the afternoon.
Once home, I’ll get back up to speed on the evil goings-on.
I am not at my computer right now.
I am in Missouri.
If everything has gone right, I am sitting on a boat in the middle of a lake, enjoying 90-degree weather and avoiding Missouri-bred idiots.
If I am lucky, I will have caught a large fish.
Realistically, I will catch some weeds and possibly an old shoe.
I’ll be driving back on Monday, never fear.
I imagine I’ll have a lot of evil to catch up on.
So will you.
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The family is, right now, driving in our minivan from Omaha to the Lake of the Ozarks, down in Missouri.
It will take a few hours.
We will be hot and cranky.
There are videos of Clifford (the big red dog) and Curious George. I’m sure there will be at least one episode of the Teletubbies, and some Dora the Explorer thrown into the mix.
It will be a lot like Hell.
You, however, will not suffer for my absence, as I have written several stories in advance!
Have a wonderful and safe weekend, free of evil people.
For now, I’ve taken off the admin moderation.
What this means is that comments from this moment forth are going to be immediately posted for all to see immediately instead of being held for my approval.
If this becomes a problem, ie: spamming comments for links, I’ll remove it.
Thanks to a plugin I found at LesterChan.net, polls will now be added to each post from here on out.
These polls ask you, the reader, give your opinion on whether or not you think the subject of each post will be going to Hell.
I look forward to your input.
