This is 24-year-old Jermaine Ruiz.

Jermaine Ruiz is that not-so-rare kind of man that women just seem to go gaga over. Jermaine has those good looks, that casual charisma, that jealous nature and the crazy behavior that women line up around the block for in order to mate with.

Good ol’ Jermaine was known around his neighborhood as someone who would exhibit wild mood swings, often coming into local stores with an attitude that could be described as, “Not nice.”

According to a local deli worker:

Sometimes he came in a little crazy. Sometimes he comes in nice and sometimes not nice. When he wasn’t nice, he’d boss us around. He comes in like, ‘I want something! I want this!’

When members of the Tualatin Valley Fire and Rescue responded to a call of a baby in distress at a home in Marlene Village, Oregon, they were ready for any problem involving a young child. Nothing is every routine when it involves small children, but I’m sure no one expected for the situation to end up developing the way it did on Saturday afternoon, June 6th, 2009.

Perhaps if they’d had a chance to see this picture of Korena Elaine Roberts they might have been a little more suspicious.

When rescuers arrived at the scene, the found the 28-year-old Roberts and an unidentified man along with a newborn infant. The man was performing CPR on the baby at the direction of the 911 dispatcher.

And the winner of Ms. Goth Orca Whale 2009 goes to (drumroll,please) Monica Mercado of Compton, California. Hold your applause people, please. Really. Hold them.

Well, readers, here is another one of those stories. A love story where something has gone wrong. You know, you start off normal enough, how boy meets girl, boy dumps girl, boy gets new girlfriend, boy gets new girlfriend pregnant, and-right about here it gets screwy-girl runs over pregnant girlfriend in a jealous rage. Yes, something is not right here, and that something not right is a psycho bitch by the name of Monica Mercado.

This story is a little personal, if only because it happened in my home town of Middletown, CT.

With the Lori Drew deal in the news so much, and parental responsibility being such a hot topic of conversation now-a-days, you would think just about every parent would be more conscience of their child’s, and especially their own, behavior. And you’d be right–just about.

Middletown is a nice, quiet city of about 45,000 people located on the Connecticut River a little south of Hartford. Our biggest claims to fame are Wesleyan University, the most expensive institute of higher learning in the United States, the Arrigoni Bridge, which spans the Connecticut River, and Joey Lagano, the rookie NASCAR and Nationwide Series driver.

Getting dumped is something nobody likes to experience. For some, it’s because they believe this person was “the one.”

For others, it’s because they find out the person they thought they knew was just a creep.

The third category however is more ominous. It’s composed of people who believe they are god’s gift to earth and no matter how cheating or abuse they put their significant other through, that significant other had better not leave them or else.

27-year-old Emma Hart from England is one of these people.

Emma Hart and Shaun Dangerfield had dated for a few years and had a five year old son together named Lewis. For whatever reason, their relationship didn’t work out. Shaun Dangerfield and Emma Hart broke up and moved on…

This charming newlywed is 23-year-old Phiengchai Sisouvanh Synhavong.

Married in May of 2008, Phiengchai Synhavong is a plus-size Laotian woman who is awfully handy with a knife.

Despite what she told her family members, and despite her rather rotund physique, Phiengchai Synhavong was not pregnant, although she had…plans…to…acquire….a baby.

On the 27th of June, 2008, the plan of Phiengchai Synhavong came together, much like the plans of that elite military group known as The A-Team, but with a lot more blood.

After enticing an acquaintance, 27-year-old Araceli Camacho Gomez, into her white 4×4 with the promise of some baby clothes, Phiengchai Synhavong somehow managed to overpower the 9-month-pregnant mother of two – which is not entirely surprising considering how vulnerable extremely pregnant women are.

An interesting trivia bit: Father’s Day in Australia isn’t in June, as it is in the United States. It’s in September.

38-year-old Robert Farquharson’s kids, 10-year-old Jai, 7-year-old Tyler and 2-year-old Bailey had been visiting with their dad over Father’s Day.

In Australia.

Robert had divorced his wife, Cindy Gambino, in 2004 after four years of marriage and 14 years of being together.

He was still a little bitter about it. His wife got the good car, and he got the 1989 VN Commodore.

’s friend Greg King, a bus driver, mentioned that a few months before that Father’s Day, Farquharson told him that he was going to make his ex-wife pay by taking away the most important things to her.

They say that anyone who defends himself has a fool for a client. Lazaro Galindo was no exception. Some gems from his trial include:

“What 19-year-old doesn’t have some type of skulls?”

“Let’s say the Church of Satan, some people don’t think it exists, it actually exists, it actually has members, but we don’t worship Satan, pray to Satan, sacrifice kids to Satan.”

”I feel that I am God and I am going to reestablish the whole Catholic religion and the whole Satanic religion as one religion.”

“I’ve converted to God, I found God”

“How many of you have ever been forced to do something, or manipulated by a higher authority than you?”