People You’ll See In Hell

You really have to hand it to 20-year-old Broderick Lloyd Laswell.

Mr. Laswell, a solid candidate for “The Biggest Loser,” thought that he’d figured out a way to make the system work for him, a way to make his life a tad bit easier while he waits for his capital trial for first-degree murder and arson. Instead, Broderick Lloyd Laswell came up with a scheme that will guarantee ridicule and mockery for years to come, much like his attempts to wash his back in the jail showers.

This lovely person is 27-year-old Katreice Trujillo.

Katreice Trujillo has an active social life and enjoys getting out to parties where she can revel in her youth, show her boobs off, drink a little bit and do a little methamphetamine.

Part of Katreice Trujillo’s active social life includes being a hooker.

Yes, that’s right. She’s a whore.

And while Katreice Trujillo doesn’t charge as much per encounter as some people, she does expect unblocked numbers while delivering a guaranteed look at her 36dd’s.

Live by the Del Taco, die by the Del Taco, Mr. Robert Echeverria.

32-year-old Robert Echeverria is a Southern Californian gang member and petty criminal who loves his Del Taco.

You would imagine that it would cost a lot of money and take a lot of food to satisfy Robert Echeverria, who stands 6′5″ and weighs 500 pounds.

Considering that Robert Echeverria worked most recently at a Stater Brothers, he might not have made enough money at that supermarket job to fully satisfy the craving for hot greasy food to stuff into his pie-hole.

Having kids alters your life in a lot of ways, just ask Lisa Brazell Davis and Edward Wise Davis.

Your sleep schedule and spending habits will be altered, and in most cases, you’ll grow up and mature fast.

Many of the crazy things you used to do you can’t do anymore.

Among those activities is being able to get drunk on a Saturday night and only have to worry about the hangover you’ll have the next morning. Because while you may want to get wasted out of your mind at a local bar and not have to worry about watching your kids, your kids will be too young to handle being by themselves. They could up hurting or injuring themselves and will most likely be scared out of their wits at being alone.

In November 2007, 27-year-old Melissa Arrington was found guilty of two counts of aggravated DUI and one count of negligent homicide.

These charges stemmed from her actions on the night of the first of December, 2006, when Melissa Arrington was driving around Pima County in Arizona with her blood-alcohol level at .156 - twice Arizona’s legal limit.

On that night, while driving around drunk, Melissa Arrington hit 45-year-old bicyclist Paul L’Ecuyer with her car. Paul L’Ecuyer wasn’t even on the road when Melissa Arrington hit him - she swerved off the road, hit the guy, then kept driving for 800 feet before stopping.

On December 30th, 2007, 24-year-old Michael Gagnon, a construction worker, almost single-handedly wiped out a family heading home to their residence in Maryland after spending Christmas with family and friends in Michigan.

After drinking himself into a stuporous 0.254 blood alcohol level, Michael Gagnon left the party at the Rodeo Bar and Grill, for no good reason.

His family had three rooms rented at the Holiday Inn that the Rodeo Bar and Grill shares a parking lot with, and he could have stayed there quite easily.

But Michael Gagnon really wanted some Taco Bell.

Regardless of what you may think you see before you, this is not Boss Hogg.

This is 45-year-old Suzette Stevenson, the larger half of a lesbian life-partner pair.

Now, many people have pretty strong opinions on whether homosexual couples should be able to adopt and raise children or not.

Some people think homosexuals are evil. Other people think homosexuals are just like other folks, except that they make excellent espresso and great pancakes.

Although the possibility exists that they do make decent pancakes, the world can now be certain that Suzette Stevenson and Jamie Lynn Martin are really bad parents.

Well.

This is pretty sick.

19-year-old Lauren Gash wanted a baby. She wanted one really, really bad.

She wanted a baby so bad that she told everyone that she was pregnant, that the dad had run out on her. As proof, she had sonogram pictures with her name in the corner.

To celebrate the imminent arrival of Lauren’s fictitious baby, her family threw her a baby shower.

Now she HAD to have a baby, and soon.

Why she couldn’t get one the old-fashioned way, I don’t know. She had posted online that she had been diagnosed with polycystic ovary syndrome. Maybe she was worried about that.