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    James Clarence Davis and Sandra Davis

    James Clarence DavisThis is 36-year-old James Clarence Davis.

    James is awesome.

    James Davis, a man’s man, likes many things that other men like.

    He likes drugs.

    He likes cars.

    He likes sex.

    James here is basically like a down-home version of James Dean. Party hard, drive fast, screw as you please.

    James picks women he’s comfortable with, and that means they can’t be too independant and they can’t be real deep thinkers.


    Robert Loren Masters Jr., Ricky V. Smyrnes, Melvin Knight, Peggy Darlene Miller, Amber C. Meidinger And Angela Marinucci

    Jennifer Daugherty may have looked like a 30 years old woman, but because of of some flaw in her brain, she acted more like a 12 year old girl. Like a lot of people with this particular type of mental retardation, she also had a very naive view of the world. According to her sister, Joy Berkholder, Jennifer’s mental disability made her vulnerable:

    “She trusted anybody. If you met her today, she was your friend for her life.

    And if you had a friend, they would be her friend as well. She trusted everybody, she believed everybody was good and that nobody would hurt her.”

    Jennifer’s stepfather, Robert Murphy, echoed Joy’s words;

    “Jennifer was just a gentle, laid-back person. There wasn’t a mean bone in her body.”


    Abel Aguirre

    What A Bunny May Look LikeWe are desperately looking for a picture of 38-year-old Abel Aguirre, from Chelsea, Massachusetts.

    We are looking for a picture of this individual because Abel Aguirre is a rabbitfucker.

    On the first day of of June in 2008 (a sacred day for rabbitfuckers), Abel Aguirre waited until his roommate had left their apartment for a while.

    Left alone with his roommate’s bunny, Abel did what rabbitfuckers do – he took off all his clothes, put a condom on, pulled the rabbit out of its cage and made sweet, sweet love with that rabbit.


    James Treanor

    James TreanorThis is 32-year-old James Treanor.

    Mr. Treanor has, like many of us, a problem with boredom.

    And really, boredom is a huge problem in America today. With the 300+ million people wandering around the United States, a sizable portion of them are bored at any particular time.

    This could be blamed on any number of things, but it’s mostly because – thanks to the man – there’s absolutely nothing to do in America.


    Antoinette Nicole Davis and Mario Andrette McNeill

    Mario Andrette McNeill mugLet’s talk about something that will brighten everyone’s mind–Sexual Slavery. A PBS and US State Department report said that as many as 800,000 people are transported across international borders each year for the sex trade. As many as 17,500 are believed to be trafficked into the United States, but apparently, those 17,500 foreign sex slaves weren’t enough for Mario Andrette McNeil and Antoinette Davis.

    They’ve only recently been arrested, and their victim, Shaniya Davis was only found yesterday, so we don’t even have an autopsy. Antoinette’s sister thinks the charges are false, and Antoinette has not yet entered a plea, so I do feel a bit uncomfortable about establishing a poll, but this is the sort of story that knifes the average reader of PYSIH in the heart. Why would I inflict this on you? My physical proximity to the case has already left a gaping emotional wound in my soul, and my mother always taught me to share.


    Robert Melia Jr.

    MeliarobertThis item falls under the category of “You can’t make this stuff up”.

    Robert Melia Jr. used to be a police officer in Moorestown, New Jersey. There’s a very good reason why Robert isn’t a cop anymore.

    Back in 2008, Robert Melia, 38, and his live-in girlfriend, the beautiful and talented Heather Lewis, were indicted for were indicted together on 45 counts of various charges related to the sexual assaults of all three juvenile females between June 2000 and January 2008. It seems Bobby and Heather had diddled a teenaged girl between August of 2007 and January of 2008, until she finally found enough courage to tell her stepfather about the incidents.


    Brian Mark Hopf

    Brian Mark HopfThere aren’t many things that can get me going like a story about an abused little child. Take the actions of the genius to the left here, 25-year-old Brian Mark Hopf. Up until a few days ago, Brian had a little daughter. Considering that Brian was a hard core tweaker, and often took care of the newborn without supervision while smoking meth, it’s amazing that Isabella Hopf made it to 3-weeks-old before tragedy struck.

    Brian Hopf lived with his girlfriend, father, stepmother and stepbrother in a nice little house that his parents owned in Chandler, Arizona. On Monday morning, September 8th, 2009, his girlfriend woke to find their newborn daughter unresponsive in her crib with a deep bruise on her forehead. She immediately called 911, and paramedics rushed the baby to a local hospital, where doctors sent Isabella straight to the neonatal intensive care unit.


    Michael L. King

    Michael KingSay hello to Michael King. He’s 38 years old, divorced, and has one son. He was born in Pontiac, MI and is one of four brothers. He moved to Northport, FL in January of 2008, newly single after a breakup with a girlfriend who called him “meek and deceitful”. He’s a plumber and he’s attracted to petite blonde women. Not long after his move to Florida, Michael became lonely and decided to seek out another woman.

    On January 17, 2008, he found Denise Amber Lee, a beautiful 21 year old married mother of two boys.


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