People You’ll See In Hell

Hey, do you remember Mark Goudeau, the serial killer who was found guilty of raping and killing those women in Maricopa County?

Well, it looks like Mark Goudeau and 38-year-old Trent Christopher Benson, pictured here to the left with a delicious cup of coffee in a decorative Warner Brothers mug, had something else in common other than the county that they lived in.

They both liked to kill and rape.

And really, who doesn’t? Come on, you know you want to live the life of a viking.

Darrion Scott, the ex-Minnesota Viking defensive lineman, has no taste in toys.

As a father of two boys and with one baby on the way, I am constantly amazed by how many really cool toys there are out there for kids. I had an Atari 2600 and a Big Wheel.

My kids, on the other hand, have a Nintendo Wii and a Power Wheels Jeep Thingy. I especially love the Power Wheel Jeep. It rocks. Goes over everything, including younger brothers, and makes mothers especially nervous when modified.

Well it looks like 27-year-old Brenda Thiel found religion.

Brenda Thiel, who was living with her mother, her two-year-old son Caleb and her 8-year-old daughter in a small two-story home in Neenah, Wisconsin, recently joined Christ The Rock Community Church in the nearby town of Harrison.

According to Kathy Mulvey, a neighbor of Brenda Thiel, Brenda was very happy with her new church.

She said it was the best thing that ever happened to her.

While joining this new church might have been the best thing that every happened to Brenda Thiel, it certainly wasn’t the best thing that every happened to little two-year-old Caleb Thiel, who was going to turn three in July.

You really have to hand it to 20-year-old Broderick Lloyd Laswell.

Mr. Laswell, a solid candidate for “The Biggest Loser,” thought that he’d figured out a way to make the system work for him, a way to make his life a tad bit easier while he waits for his capital trial for first-degree murder and arson. Instead, Broderick Lloyd Laswell came up with a scheme that will guarantee ridicule and mockery for years to come, much like his attempts to wash his back in the jail showers.

Things have been interesting in Omaha of late.

There’s a desperate push by the Mayor to spend 120 million dollars or so on a baseball stadium that will be used four weeks out of the year.

Shootings are going on all over the place, if you consider North Omaha all over the place. On the bright side, drive-by shootings are down because of gas hitting $3.50. The downside of that is that the high price of gas just means Omaha is getting more walk-by or jog-by shootings.

Reunions can be tough.

Really, just ask the 12-year-old son of 27-year-old Cedrick Brown, a felon with an extensive record who was released on the 17th of March, 2008 after serving three years in prison.

Cedrick Brown, who obviously didn’t take the parenting courses that are available for inmates staying in most prisons, settled back into his mom’s house and his son’s life upon his release from prison.