According to the Seattle Times, despite the high security of the Special Commitment Center (a treatment center for some of the most predatory sexual offenders), they’ve had at least four residents charged with the possession of illegal pornography, and “several others” are being investigated for the same thing.

Now, the SCC doesn’t want to be called a prison. Back in 1990, the treatment center was one of the first in the nation, opened after Washington started using mental-health commitment laws in order to keep sexual offenders after they had finished their prison terms. So, these sexual predators are not “inmates’ – they’re “patients.” Of course, in the years that it has been open, not a single SCC resident has been allowed to have a full and unconditional release.

As you may have noticed, PYSIH.com has been up and down all morning.

This is because too many people are coming here for the server we’re hosted on to handle. According to our stats, we had over 180 people online at the same time today before BlueHost decided that we were using up too many resources on their server and shut us down for a bit.

People You’ll See In Hell needs a dedicated server. Badly. Shared hosting just isn’t cutting it.

Maybe one day, when money falls from the sky and chocolate drops grow on trees.

On the brighter side, People You’ll See In Hell will shortly be sporting a new theme.

Since nobody is even on the Internet on the 24th of December, I thought I’d waste some more of your time by putting up this video of a heroic correctional officer taking down a horrible, evil robber.

Yay for correctional officers.

Boo for robbers.

Lots of people ask us, “Hey, that Hitler guy was pretty evil, why don’t you have him on your site?”

To most of those people, we just give them some change and let them finish wiping off our windshield.

To others, we reply, “Hitler’s history has been done by scholars and journalists with lots of numbers and letters after their names. They’ve done it better than we ever would. If you don’t think so, just go watch the History Channel for three hours or so and see if they can avoid mentioning Hitler during that time. Bet they can’t!”

Yes, it’s true. While Hitler is undoubtedly someone you will see in Hell, we’ll probably never put an article about him up unless someone is nice (and bored) enough to write up a good quality guest post on him.

Here’s 26-year-old Lester Musterman.

He’s actually the third Lester Musterman…and probably the last.

“How can you be so sure,” you ask?

Well, Lester here is a MOlester who likes young boys.

Since the first half of October, 2007, Lester Musterman has been under investigation, with undercover officers chatting him up on the internet, through e-mails and in chat rooms.

Evidently Lester Musterman enjoyed going online while posing as a 14-year-old boy and enticing younger boys to send him naked pictures of themselves.

Lester ignored the fact that there are tons of undercover cops out there on the Internet, just itching to get their next molester off the street, and started talking to the wrong people.

We’re going through some of our older stories, cleaning up dead links and replacing pictures that were deleted when People You’ll See In Hell was hacked a few months ago.

Yes, we should have done this earlier, but we’re lazy and stupid.

And we like pancakes.

And bunnies.

We’re going off-topic here for a moment to let People You’ll See In Hell readers know about a new website that we’re sure will be very popular shortly. That site is AdveRich, and from what we’ve seen, it’s just about the easiest way to make money online that we’ve ever come across.

The guy who created AdveRich is a friend of ours who has been very helpful with People You’ll See In Hell.

To return the favor and help him out, we’d like to let People You’ll See In Hell readers know about AdveRich and invite you all to sign up and start clicking.

In a nutshell, the way AdveRich works is that you get paid to Digg posts that people pay you to digg.

We have seen the light, which has been shown to us by anonymous, from email11100582@kinglibrary.net

Anonymous wrote:

This web site is a waste of time for two primary reasons and a myriad of secondary reasons:

1. If you, the owner of this web site, are religious, then you seem to be playing the role of your god by determining who will be sent to Hell based on absolutely no evidence other than “[Person] committed a negative act by society’s standards.” (Yes, I understand that this is most likely a humor web site, but it’s really not humorous at all.)